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Khaz
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Classic.


« on: October 03, 2007, 08:51:34 PM »


At the request on AndyC  TeddyR
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2007, 09:43:52 PM »

One of the Enterprise crew's lesser known adventures was when they encountered the planet of Sinéad O'Connor fans.
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2007, 11:34:10 PM »


"So, Mrs. Picard, what are you going to name your son?"
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2007, 11:58:01 PM »

You better come with me before the bozo in the back flicks your ear again
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« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2007, 01:33:41 AM »

Fight the real enemy: The Klingon
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2007, 02:48:17 AM »

"So, do you think she's bald everywhere?"
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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2007, 05:35:37 AM »


"You know captain, If you stare long enough, you can almost make out three sixes"

or

"I know what you're going through. Come, I know some people who can cover that up so it's almost undetectable."
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2007, 07:45:18 AM »

It's just a mannequin Jim, you're not gonna get any action there.
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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2007, 08:03:19 AM »

My god! You're right! When you hold her head up to a light, you CAN see the baby chicken inside!
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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2007, 10:30:17 PM »

Star Trek: The Motion Picture.... As much fun as watching hair grow
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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2007, 08:56:40 AM »





"Now, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm going to lick your head."
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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2007, 07:03:22 PM »

"All right. Just keep watching. She might start acting any second."
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« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2007, 07:17:39 PM »

Oh wait, we have the batteries in backwards. 
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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2007, 05:48:38 AM »

They screwed up my LoveDoll order! Again!

The captain was too distracted by the zombiied Stephen Collins sneaking up behind them.

Hold still, I'm checking to see if my rug is on crooked.

Would you read this script my agent gave me and tell me what you think. It's for a cop show called TJ Hooker. I trust your opinion, Persis, you pick projects so well.
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« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2007, 12:42:17 AM »

Wait she's mumbling something; a song it sounds like.  It sound like... "Nothing compares...  Nothing compares to you..."


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I think I can see the future in her head.  All it reads is "Star Trek 11: When Kirk met Spock"
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