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« on: October 04, 2007, 10:00:12 AM »

That's right, American Gladiators is coming back with a new coat of paint and it's going to be hosted by none other than Hulk Hogan. All I can say is that I hope they don't f*ck with the theme music, cuz if I hear anything other than that theme when the new show starts, I'm turning it off.
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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2007, 10:33:07 AM »

WHAT YA GONNA DO, BROTHER???

The theme song can beat it, if the show is missing that tennis ball launcher, I will be p**sed.

What they REALLY need to do is bring Sasuke (aka Ninja Warrior) to America and make sure it's just as difficult as the Japanese version.  No wimps.  If no one wins then no one wins.
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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2007, 10:49:00 AM »

I used to love American Gladiators, and it's good to see Hulk doing something other than wrestling, because at his age, it's useless.  Whoever loses should get the patented Hulk Hogan Leg Drop of Death, though.
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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2007, 11:43:33 AM »

Whoever loses should get the patented Hulk Hogan Leg Drop of Death, though.
A power bomb into the thumbtacks.  I'm telling you, if there isn't at least one thumbtacks match, what's the point at all?
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« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2007, 02:51:10 PM »

If only they'd get rid of the men competing and just have babes in spandex, then it would be the perfect show.
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2007, 02:57:56 PM »

If only they'd get rid of the men competing and just have babes in spandex, then it would be the perfect show.

I don't know if it was the '80s hair or the fact that they were all big enough to beat my ass to a pulp, but I think I might've found one woman on that show attractive... and I think she had bad teeth...
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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2007, 06:57:53 PM »

Whoever loses should get the patented Hulk Hogan Leg Drop of Death, though.
A power bomb into the thumbtacks.  I'm telling you, if there isn't at least one thumbtacks match, what's the point at all?


And whoever wins gets to pose like Hogan, with Hogan.
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2007, 07:33:36 PM »

Whoever loses should get the patented Hulk Hogan Leg Drop of Death, though.
A power bomb into the thumbtacks.  I'm telling you, if there isn't at least one thumbtacks match, what's the point at all?
Don't forget the flaming table covered in barbed wire, too.   TeddyR
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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2007, 08:25:44 PM »

Hogan was never that extreme,and at his age do you think he could Powerbomb anyone? i doubt it. maybe the loser has to go driving with Nick Hogan.
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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2007, 12:06:07 PM »

I don't know if it was the '80s hair or the fact that they were all big enough to beat my ass to a pulp, but I think I might've found one woman on that show attractive... and I think she had bad teeth...

I was thinking more of the female contestants  TeddyR  Some of them were pretty sweet looking.
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« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2007, 12:53:58 PM »

As I recall, one of the female Gladiators was in Playboy...and remarkably soft looking.   TeddyR
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« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2007, 05:12:31 PM »

Great show (1989-1997). To bad it was originally my idea in 1985 while working on a patents for related equipment.

[youtube=425,350]http://youtube.com/watch?v=TLfACqLDeTM  
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« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2007, 07:27:30 PM »

AG was a good show.  I used to play their video game for the old NES system.

Hogan was never that extreme,and at his age do you think he could Powerbomb anyone? i doubt it. maybe the loser has to go driving with Nick Hogan.
Shoot, at his condition, he's lucky he can do that patented "Get punched three times, stand up, point a finger, and yell "YOU!" thing he does, let alone his leg drop.
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« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2007, 02:32:26 PM »

I used to love that show back in the day; I'm looking forward to the comeback.

And I think several of the lady Gladiators were pretty hot, actually.
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« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2007, 02:39:46 PM »

Well, Hulk's gotta make those alimony payments.  Divorce-amania, Brother!
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