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I know where my towel is.

« on: October 04, 2007, 12:13:04 PM »

It eats cheerleaders,
chases boys through the sewer,
but came from a sneeze.

Andrew Borntreger
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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2007, 10:02:10 AM »

The blob is oh so hungry.
folks die embarrassed.
killed by a  big booger.

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Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2008, 09:53:29 PM »

Day-glo gelatin
digests a whole bunch of hicks.
"Thanks", U.S. gov'mint.

TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2008, 02:35:50 PM »

After three decades
The remake was pretty good
Liked McQueen better

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
William Weird
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2008, 01:22:13 PM »

Shawnee Smith, pre-Saw
Totally kicks slimy butt!
Preppy, gone crazy!
Rev. Powell
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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies

« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2018, 02:29:21 PM »

I thought I had posted this before.

It leaps and creeps and
Glides and slides across the floor
Until you freeze it.

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2018, 02:55:10 AM »

First, red bogeyman.
New one, American made.
How our fears have changed.

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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