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« on: November 29, 2010, 03:49:27 PM »

There is no way out of here.
It will be dark soon.
There is no way out of here.

(The movie saved me the work by making its own haiku!)
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 08:51:19 AM »

The Master's a jerk.
Torgo begs on bent knees.
Boy, that must hurt, dude!
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2010, 10:28:38 PM »

The master would not approve.
No!  The child must live!
You failed us.  Now you must die!
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 10:30:57 PM »

Oh wait.. isn't it supposed to be 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 syllables?  D'oh!
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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2010, 03:36:30 PM »

Oh wait.. isn't it supposed to be 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 syllables?  D'oh!

Everything is upside-down in the world of Manos.  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2010, 04:18:48 AM »

I guess Manos really doesn't deserve a proper haiku.  Man, that film sucks!
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2011, 12:44:01 PM »

                            Stripes on underwear
                            Slowest catfight ever filmed
                            Wild Manos babes.
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