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« on: October 11, 2007, 12:31:03 PM »

Get the scoop directly from the horse's a... I mean mouth.

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uwe-boll-wants-you-to-pronounce-his-name-correctly/

I don't think I've ever seen one of his movies, but I like the guy's attitude towards his critics.
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2007, 02:19:01 PM »

How hard can it be to pronounce "HACK"?  Twirling
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2007, 10:34:42 PM »

Tell him it's a package deal, when his films get better, our pronunciation will get better.

Then again it's German, does it ever get any easier to pronounce?
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2007, 01:30:28 AM »

 Smile Thanks, Trek.

I am at present still hiding under my bed at home, shivering in fear about the upcoming release of Uwe Boll's Tunnel Rats which was filmed in South Africa.   Buggedout

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FILM TITLE:      TUNNEL RATS
YEAR OF RELEASE:   2007.
OTHER RELEASE TITLE:      NONE.
PRODUCTION COMPANY:      ZEN HQ
DIRECTOR:      UWE BOLL.
CURRENT STATUS:                 IN POST PRODUCTION
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2007, 07:35:00 AM »

Oo-vah bowl?  Sounds like a very powerful German toilet.
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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2007, 07:39:46 AM »

I know everybody likes to trash the guy, but I remember back when he challenged film critics to a boxing match and one actually took him up on it and Boll kicked the guys ass.  Maybe he and Paul WS Anderson need to get together as a tag team .


He may make s**tty movies, but they're bound to be making money or no one would give him the money to make anymore.
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2007, 04:58:40 PM »

I think that one reviewer on Ain't It Cool News got his head caved in by Uwe in the infamous boxing match against his most vocal critics (which is pretty much all of them come to think of it.)
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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2007, 05:48:07 PM »

Eh, he was also boxing a bunch of Internet critics, none of which (except one) had ever boxed before.  I think that the outcome was pretty obvious from the start.
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2007, 09:16:56 PM »

So Boll could take me in the ring. Big deal.  So could a lowland gorilla.  Doesn't mean either of them can make watchable movies.
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2007, 09:49:55 PM »

So Boll could take me in the ring. Big deal.  So could a lowland gorilla.  Doesn't mean either of them can make watchable movies.
Now Nathan, thats a slander to true primates anywhere.   A chimp flinging poo at a digital camera may be better than most of Uwe's work, or at least undistinguishable.

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