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« on: October 11, 2007, 12:41:35 PM »



Although his desire to leave his dull job at the end of the day was understandable, Freder took the concept of "clock watching" a bit far.
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2007, 05:39:37 PM »

"You see Bill, this is why you'll never make it as a mime. You're supposed to move as if you were trapped inside a giant clock."
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2007, 07:08:13 PM »

"Not to worry, Mr. Gulliver, I'm sure you won't have any trouble setting the time on this fine wrist watch."
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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2007, 07:53:31 PM »

Johnny realized that no matter how hard he tried, making a human sized Micky Mouse watch was just impossible. 
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« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2007, 09:04:27 PM »

The Harold Lloyd ripoffs never stop.
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« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2007, 10:06:16 PM »

Step 1 of artificially inseminating a clock
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2007, 12:15:23 AM »

Joe mentioned that he was feeling pressed, but I can't remember if he said BY or FOR time
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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2007, 08:00:25 AM »

"Daylight Savings Time starts today?!? NOOOOO!!!"
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2007, 10:41:36 AM »

"Tiiiiiime is on my side.....no it's NOT!"
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2007, 09:40:07 AM »

The miunet and hour hands were no problim. It was keeping the second hand from crushing his head that had frank in a bother.
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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2007, 10:03:22 AM »

Last time I got drunk I woke up on a golf course...and now this.  Gotta get back on the wagon.
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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2007, 12:02:24 PM »

Clock aerobics proved to be hard on the back.
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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2007, 11:40:26 PM »

Flava Flav will never have this clock!  NEVER!!!!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2007, 11:06:24 AM »


Temple Fugate claims yet another victim!
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« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2007, 11:54:46 AM »

Revenge of the killer clock!
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