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« on: October 11, 2007, 11:42:27 PM »


"I know how the doctor got it out, but how did you get it up there in the first place?"
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2007, 12:13:39 AM »

I can't remember, is this the part where Bogey goes nuts after finding out that this guy just wanted a rare piece of Easter chocolate?
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2007, 09:52:50 AM »

I can't remember, is this the part where Bogey goes nuts after finding out that this guy just wanted a rare piece of Easter chocolate?

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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2007, 10:35:46 AM »

"You tilt the head back and candy comes out of the neck!"
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2007, 08:42:39 PM »

Okay, Reggie, your fecalphelia has gone too far...
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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2007, 09:55:20 PM »

Cairo (to himself): That ruffled blouse is simply fabulous! I wonder if I could pull that off?
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2007, 08:31:18 AM »

Whats this inscription say...hmmm...Made In Taiwan???
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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2007, 05:25:27 AM »

This made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs?
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2007, 11:03:25 AM »



I call it "the wheel"
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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2007, 01:16:50 PM »

"You've been at this for ten minutes. I think if you really had heat vision, you could have melted that thing by now."
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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2007, 06:19:22 PM »

That's one ugly cigarette lighter there, pal.

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Where do the batteries go?
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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2007, 10:51:51 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2007, 10:31:52 PM »


Well folks after careful analysis I've concluded with 100% certainty it's made out of plastic. Sorry.
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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2008, 06:59:21 PM »

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Brigid O'Shaughnessy: I can't believe you men...you all have one track minds! I have never...I...I want to stroke the breast as well.
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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2008, 10:28:39 PM »

No wonder this circuit failed. It says "Made in Japan."
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