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BlackAngel75
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« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2007, 02:26:18 AM »

Why, no Jim. I've never been this stripper that you speak of.  Why do you ask?
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2007, 08:42:08 AM »

When you said "stone knives and bear skins" you weren't kidding!
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.


« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2008, 11:18:31 PM »

Spock: You know I could really go for some Carpenters right now...
Kirk: We've only just begun....
Spock: No not that one!
Kirk: Touch me...when we're dancing...
Spock: AHHHH! That's the one!
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2008, 12:40:01 AM »



VO: Then came the big day.  Kirk and Spock were married.  That night came the honeymoon!
Guy in Adjoining Cell: Ewwwwwwww!
Spock: He's faking it!

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« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2008, 05:00:03 AM »




 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle TeddyR
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« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2009, 01:00:37 AM »



Spock: Is that what humans would call a beer belly?
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The Burgomaster
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« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2009, 04:28:14 PM »



"Spock . . . thank you for going boldly where no man has gone before."

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"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
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« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2013, 12:57:20 PM »

The showering facilities on the USS Enterprise were notably less technologically sophisticated than the rest of the vessel.
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2013, 03:01:31 PM »

Kirk: Wow Spock; you were rough last night.  You left scratches!
Spock: Well, Captain, we Vulcans are normally mild-mannered, reserved folk.  In bed, however..
Man watching: Oh, don't mind me; do go on. (dry-humps bars)
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HBO in space!<br />
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« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2013, 06:31:04 PM »

"I warned you Jim.  Vulcan females in the throes of pon farr can be dangerous."
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