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I know where my towel is.

« on: October 17, 2007, 10:36:21 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2007, 10:39:48 AM »

"We want to have a word with the Colonel. You seen him?"

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2007, 11:12:46 AM »

Come out and fight me, chicken. 

DarkSider's Realm

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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2007, 11:17:39 AM »

The genetic pool for John Madden's Thanksgiving day turkey
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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2007, 02:53:36 PM »

Damn that genie!  This is not what I meant when I wished for a giant cock!

"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2007, 03:25:01 PM »

Paul was really impressed with Jim's three headed chicken costume.

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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2007, 10:26:43 PM »

Today we feast upon caucasian, the other white meat...


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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2007, 10:36:52 PM »

So, which one of you is here for the choking?
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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2007, 12:08:23 PM »

I suppose now wouldn't be a good time to mention that your children made a delicious omelet souffle?

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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2007, 01:49:32 PM »

Wow!  Look at the breast on these chicks.

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2007, 09:08:06 PM »

Chocobo breeding is tougher than it looks.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2007, 10:47:01 AM »

Not another Final Fantasy Chocobo Racer mini-game!

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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2008, 12:55:44 PM »

Hugh Hefner's modelling choices this year were none! At least he would eat well!

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« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2009, 11:19:58 PM »

"awesome! 30,000 piece do-it-yourself Chicken McNuggets!"
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