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AndyC
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« on: October 17, 2007, 10:54:21 PM »


"Buddy, you could really use some lotion"
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2007, 11:13:08 PM »

Seriously, man! I need to know how I can get me one o' them snow suits!
I can't let the folks back home see me in this body stocking!
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2007, 12:03:14 AM »

Wow...and to think that on my planet, they just tell us we'll go blind and get hair on our palms from doing that
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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2007, 03:50:41 AM »

"Whoa, those are some good tokes. I'm seein' lizard men and everybody looks like Gavin McLeod. Sweet."
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Classic.


« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2007, 07:44:11 AM »

Ya know, alot of these guys look familiar... But didn't I see you in Enemy mine?
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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2007, 07:59:10 AM »

Kid:  "So, half your workforce is employed in standing around watching lights blink all day?"
Lizard dude:  "Well, the lights need to blink in the correct order you see.  It requires years of training to properly monitor them."
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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2007, 01:57:01 PM »

Kid: O.k., let's set up an attack plan so we can....

Lizard-man:  Shhhh, not now.  I'm watching Land Before Time.
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« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2007, 02:14:26 PM »

"Where can I find a bathroom?  All the rooms with hot sand in them have eggs buried everywhere and I'm not even going to talk about what I saw going on in the water-filled tank at the end of the hall."
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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2007, 05:46:56 PM »

Flannel: the most high tech of all space suits!
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2007, 08:54:10 PM »

Poor Steve was in awe to meet his idol, William F. Buckley Jr., but didn't realize just how much makeup was required for those tapings of Firing Line.


Missing an "s" first time round.
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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2007, 12:27:25 PM »

Lizard: A table for one young man.

Flannel Guy:  Sir our senior citizen's night was yesterday.
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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2007, 05:56:37 PM »

Lizard Fonz: "aaaaayy"
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Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?


« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2007, 08:54:14 AM »

Lizard Guy:
OK so that's your gear. Welcome to the team and just one more thing. If you go out to the surface, wear plenty of sunblock.
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« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2007, 02:25:12 PM »

Exploring the Universe and meeting new civilisations seemed like a good idea until mankind met the turdmen.
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2007, 10:37:02 AM »

That guy behind us in the hat is holding his crotch in public. Is that OK to do around here?
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