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« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2008, 06:51:15 PM »

Look, my agent said they've offered me this primo role in some movie with Mario Van Peebles and Michael Caine...MICHAEL CAINE man!  And you're a shoe in for that SSSSSSSS remake...whatta ya say we blow Planet Geritol here, hitch to LA and start living some serious dreams?

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« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2008, 07:56:30 PM »

Hey, Centari, whats he mean by callin' me "Mr. Hankie?"

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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2008, 10:36:46 PM »

Judging from this publicity still, it's easy to see why Ron Howard shelved his next movie: How The Grinch Stole Christmas 2525 A.D.

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2008, 12:15:22 AM »

"Listen, bro, I know the number of a GREAT dermatologist. She can get rid of those wrinkles and green tint, as well as...LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, DAMMIT!"

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2011, 05:59:53 PM »

Wait a minute, how'd you get here from Babylon 5?

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« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2011, 05:02:50 PM »

"Hey, check out 'ol 'Lt. Modist crotch' back there. Justy, did you get a picture of this?"

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