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flackbait
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« on: October 18, 2007, 09:40:35 AM »


WHOAH! Here comes a big one!
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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2007, 11:27:18 AM »


“Hold on, let me get this right…You mean, if I collect it in this cup and take it to this hospital/bank thing they actually give me money for it???”
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2007, 07:41:50 PM »

I don't care what you macho men think, I'm gonna drink this with my pinkies out god*mmit.
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?


« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2007, 08:43:46 PM »

McQueen: "Reeeeeeally? There's beer in here? Oh, man, this is too cool! Mom would freak if she ever found out we were drinking beer!"

Sorry. He just looks a little giddy to me, like he really thinks he's getting away with something.
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2007, 09:05:02 PM »

Jaegerbombs is the shizzle!!!

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Jim, I may be drunk but tell this guy to get his hand off my thigh!

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That's strong hooch, I'm never dipping into William Holden's liquor cabinet again.
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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2007, 10:13:48 PM »

Alms for the poor, kind sir.  Please, they need alms.....
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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2007, 10:14:58 PM »

"This one time, at band camp . . . ."
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2007, 09:21:06 PM »

"OK, stop pretending to be a blow-up doll. You're starting to creep us out."
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2008, 08:41:30 PM »

Guy in the middle (simpering): Jeez Bruce, I thought a Mickey was supposed to knock him out! What are we gonna do now?
Guy on the left: Just hold his leg, maybe he'll get the idea...
Guy on the right: IIIIII LOVE A PARADE!!!!
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2009, 06:00:32 AM »




Mmmmm!  This is terrific coffee!
Uh.. that's Fat Bastard's stool sample.
I thought it tasted nutty..
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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2009, 11:56:05 PM »

3 guys, one cup
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« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2009, 05:16:25 PM »

3 guys, one cup

Eeeeeewwww! It's perfect! BounceGiggle
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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2011, 10:28:11 AM »



Donald Pleasence is one hell of a french kisser. That's right I said it!
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Hi there!


« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2011, 11:26:29 AM »

*yawn* can you tell a new story this time?
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