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AndyC
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« on: October 22, 2007, 05:48:14 AM »



"Uh...captain? I gotta pee."
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« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2007, 07:44:02 AM »

Well, I'm sure these suits will protect us from the harsh environment...the problem is we can't fit through the door.
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?


« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2007, 07:44:31 AM »

"Aw, geez, who farted? Oh, never mind..."

or

The crew of the Nautilus had to take extreme measures when Captain Nemo developed a love for spicy Mexican food.
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Thunderball Fists?! I can have such a thing?!


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« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2007, 10:13:59 AM »

I am Hans-bot! Ya, und I am Franz-bot. And veer going to pump [clap!], YOU UP!  TeddyR
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2007, 10:35:16 AM »

One thought that everyone shared was "I feel like a bloody moron in this thing!"
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« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2007, 10:43:48 AM »

The long-anticipated sequel to Project Grizzly
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« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2007, 10:50:38 AM »

The real story behind "The Charge of the Light Brigade."
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2007, 11:12:43 AM »

I don't care how long it takes, its opening night and we need to get this dance routine perfect.  From the top, a one and a two and a...
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« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2007, 11:50:28 AM »

The evolution of the human species? Detached heads on robot bodies?! Egads!
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« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2007, 12:51:52 PM »

Michelin, because so much is riding on your tires
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« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2007, 01:26:08 PM »

All together now:  "I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout".
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« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2007, 01:31:37 PM »

"Aw, Ralphie! Wait for us! C'mon!"
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Classic.


« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2007, 03:56:48 PM »

-Others to guy on left- "dude! where is your torso? I have heard the expression of legs all the way up to your smile, but, don't you think you are taking it a bit too far?"
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« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2007, 12:43:48 AM »

I am Hans-bot! Ya, und I am Franz-bot. And veer going to pump [clap!], YOU UP!  TeddyR

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Just like all the versions before it, This version of the Power Rangers didn't go too well on tv.
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« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2007, 11:35:57 AM »


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