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We're all just victims of circumstance

« on: October 25, 2007, 01:37:32 PM »

Zack and his friends turned green with envy when they found that Campbell's had beaten them to the perfect formula for Cream of Human soup.

And you thought Trek isn't cool.
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2007, 06:51:19 PM »

He said the wine is my blood, drink this in memory of me...(bells)...

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2007, 04:55:01 AM »

Proper etiquette is not lost on zombies.
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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2007, 07:51:09 AM »

"This gazpacho is cold. Take it back and heat it up."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen

« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2007, 08:24:36 AM »

"This gazpacho is cold. Take it back and heat it up."
Karma fellow Red Dwarf fan!
Bad Movie Lover

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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2007, 02:25:54 PM »

Zombie with cup: Thanks for coming to my tea party!

Other Zombie: You MADE us come

Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2007, 08:24:38 AM »

The Zombie Nazi's foiled their own plans by Zombiefing Sgt. Schultz and Col. Klink.

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
The Burgomaster
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2007, 02:06:17 PM »

Hollywood announces a soon-to-be-released live-action "Gumby" movie . . . 

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2007, 07:28:27 PM »


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2007, 10:20:34 PM »

even zombies mistake cups for small bedpans.
Bad Movie Lover

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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2007, 01:04:50 PM »

"Man, this trench war just keeps dragging on forever!"
"You're tellin' me..."
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2007, 12:42:12 AM »

You OK there bub?  Ya look a lil green around the gills
Alex Undead
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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2007, 10:37:25 PM »

If George A. Romero had directed "All Quiet on the Western Front"

People may be laughing at me now, but someday us nerdy, cross-dressing, undead weirdos will rule the world!
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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2007, 09:46:44 AM »

This better be real porcelain and not that cheap crap from Target again.

"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
Musk Massacre
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« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2007, 02:53:50 PM »

A bowl of bile once in while keeps the troops content

"The animal kingdom would probably cease to exist without smegma." - Thomas Ritter, MD
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