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Mortal Envelope
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« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2007, 11:36:59 AM »

Look at the size of those!
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« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2007, 11:20:47 PM »

A rare look at Kim Jong Il at his resting place.

We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2007, 09:33:58 PM »

AndyC, I'm probably mixing memories, a bit of one and a bit of the other. And getting both mostly wrong.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2007, 10:30:04 PM »


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2007, 11:14:58 PM »

The optometrist always puts those damned drops in.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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Pathetic Earthlings

« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2007, 12:35:29 AM »

Really there's nothing wrong with my prostrate ... really it doesn't need checking AGAIN!

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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2007, 09:29:42 AM »

Woohoo, love that skinny dipping pond!

"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
Musk Massacre
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« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2007, 03:13:48 PM »

A small plane carrying 36 tons of cocaine was shot down over a dense forest area in the Phillipines

"The animal kingdom would probably cease to exist without smegma." - Thomas Ritter, MD
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2008, 02:58:27 AM »

"Ha-cha-cha-cha!" (OK how's that for old school?)


"Ah-HEE, Ah-HEE" (Looney Toons reference...never mind)

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2008, 11:41:32 AM »

Poor guy happened to peak in a window and happened to see William Shatner in a state of undress.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2009, 06:06:25 PM »

"Wow! My next door neighbor is taking a nude swim in her pool! And she really was a Playboy Playmate like she said!"
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