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trekgeezer
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« on: October 26, 2007, 09:15:15 AM »

Gee Steve I know you like me, but would you please get your hand off my ass.

I don't know what the hell it is. Got any ideas Tom?



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« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2007, 02:05:48 PM »

Bottom:

Told you Tom!  It's 100 proof!
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« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2007, 04:57:01 PM »

Marty, your eyebrows are scareing me.

Now thats one impressive vibrator. Do the batteries go here?


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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2007, 10:53:54 PM »

Top: "You're teeth as so very white.  My eyes are transfixed on them..."

Bottom: Most Celebrated Double Chin that Cannot be Hidden..."Congrats, Warren.."
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2007, 08:06:36 PM »

Warren And Tom:  Eat your heart out Tom.  I am the first winner of the lifetime achievement award when it comes to boning chicks. 
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2007, 01:15:07 PM »

Top: Steven: For my next trick, I'll drink a glass of water while Marty here sings.

Bottom: Wait this says "Pia Zadora"!!!
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2007, 06:21:57 AM »

Top: "Whoops, that's the last time I eat beans before an awards ceremony. Wait, are there supposed to be lumps?"

Bottom: "Made in Taiwan"
or
"Hey Warren, ever thought of doing a sequel where you play both Dick Tracy and Pruneface?"
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Manos...it's frightening!


« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2007, 11:35:13 AM »


Well $h!t ta bed! It's better than gettin a Woody Award!
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« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2008, 02:08:57 AM »

Top: ...and that's how they dance in prison.

                  Or:

...and the doctor says, "You have a huge boil on your ass." and I says, "Boil, what boil? That's a tattoo of my mother-in-law's face!"  Heh heh! Take my wife, please!! ba-dum-bum

Bottom: "I can't believe I just sh!t this thing!" "Yeah, I would wash my hands at this point... Hey how did it get in your a$$ in the first place?"
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« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2008, 10:03:24 AM »

"The mustache came off your Groucho glasses."

and

"Award...too...heavy...can barely.....hold...up."
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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2008, 02:52:50 PM »



Tom (as Forrest Gump):  "Thats a nice award. I've won lotsa awards.  Matter of fact if I think back...I bet I can remember my first award."
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2008, 07:41:59 PM »


I just broke wind.
I know.  I'm about five seconds away from passing out.


Pretty impressive looking dildo, huh Tom.
You bet.  Wonder what my wife would think of that?
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Pathetic Earthlings


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« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2008, 12:52:01 AM »


What the hell ... Made in China???
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« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2008, 08:04:47 AM »


"It says, twenty dwarves took turns doing handstands on the carpet."
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« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2008, 11:27:23 AM »

Your eyebrows have GOT to be in my next Sci-Fi epic.

Hey, who knew Black and decker made awards too?




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