trekgeezer
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We're all just victims of circumstance
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« on: October 26, 2007, 09:15:15 AM » |
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Gee Steve I know you like me, but would you please get your hand off my ass. I don't know what the hell it is. Got any ideas Tom?
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And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2007, 02:05:48 PM » |
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Bottom:
Told you Tom! It's 100 proof!
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Flangepart
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« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2007, 04:57:01 PM » |
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Marty, your eyebrows are scareing me.
Now thats one impressive vibrator. Do the batteries go here?
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"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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sideorderofninjas
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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2007, 10:53:54 PM » |
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Top: "You're teeth as so very white. My eyes are transfixed on them..."
Bottom: Most Celebrated Double Chin that Cannot be Hidden..."Congrats, Warren.."
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2007, 08:06:36 PM » |
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Warren And Tom: Eat your heart out Tom. I am the first winner of the lifetime achievement award when it comes to boning chicks.
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......
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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2007, 01:15:07 PM » |
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Top: Steven: For my next trick, I'll drink a glass of water while Marty here sings.
Bottom: Wait this says "Pia Zadora"!!!
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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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AndyC
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2007, 06:21:57 AM » |
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Top: "Whoops, that's the last time I eat beans before an awards ceremony. Wait, are there supposed to be lumps?"
Bottom: "Made in Taiwan" or "Hey Warren, ever thought of doing a sequel where you play both Dick Tracy and Pruneface?"
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Mortal Envelope
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Manos...it's frightening!
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2007, 11:35:13 AM » |
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Well $h!t ta bed! It's better than gettin a Woody Award!
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jdlarch
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.
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« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2008, 02:08:57 AM » |
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Top: ...and that's how they dance in prison.
Or:
...and the doctor says, "You have a huge boil on your ass." and I says, "Boil, what boil? That's a tattoo of my mother-in-law's face!" Heh heh! Take my wife, please!! ba-dum-bum
Bottom: "I can't believe I just sh!t this thing!" "Yeah, I would wash my hands at this point... Hey how did it get in your a$$ in the first place?"
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Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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AndyC
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« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2008, 10:03:24 AM » |
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"The mustache came off your Groucho glasses."
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"Award...too...heavy...can barely.....hold...up."
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2008, 02:52:50 PM » |
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Tom (as Forrest Gump): "Thats a nice award. I've won lotsa awards. Matter of fact if I think back...I bet I can remember my first award."
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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...
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« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2008, 07:41:59 PM » |
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I just broke wind. I know. I'm about five seconds away from passing out. Pretty impressive looking dildo, huh Tom. You bet. Wonder what my wife would think of that?
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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AndyC
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« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2008, 08:04:47 AM » |
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"It says, twenty dwarves took turns doing handstands on the carpet."
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Flangepart
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« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2008, 11:27:23 AM » |
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Your eyebrows have GOT to be in my next Sci-Fi epic. Hey, who knew Black and decker made awards too?
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