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« Reply #1905 on: July 08, 2017, 02:31:07 PM »

Men or women? Who writes the best historical novels? Men or women?

Here are the men who have at least 1 "good" historical novel under their belt. (Maybe more than 1, but at least 1.)

A. C. H. Smith
Alistair Maclean
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Benjamin Appell
C. Walter Hodges
Cy Endfield
Damian Hunter
Ernest Raymond
Evan H. Rhodes
Frank Yerby
Frederic Remington
Jack Higgins
Len Deighton
Marc Rascovich
Owen Parry
Robert E. Howard

And here are the women who have at least 1 "good" historical novel under their belt. (Maybe more than 1, but at least 1.)

Danielle Steele
Ellis Peters
Eve Bunting
Margaret Mullally
Rosemary Sutcliffe
Susan Higginbotham
Suzannah Dunn
and as they write as a trio
Hand, Ashton, Meadows

That means men are twice as likely to write a "good" historical novel compared to a woman. Of course, that's (IMHO.) As for the reasons . . .

men: more
women: less

men: less
women: more

men: more and better
women: less

as I prefer the male perspective in my historical novels,
men: write more  often from the male perspective (82%)
women: write more often from the female perspective (62.5%)

Of course, that means sometimes men write from the female perspective or 18%, and women sometimes write from the male perspective 37.5%.

Next time: Hand, Ashton, Meadows. My Lady Jane

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« Reply #1906 on: July 09, 2017, 04:25:26 PM »

Collected Works: Adventures Into The UNKNOWN! Volume Three.

A collection of ACG's early 50's horror comics. Somewhat corny, but well drawn and imaginative. I may try to write mini-reviews of some of the stories.

Story 1: Marriage of Death

An old woman tell a story of another woman she met, an ageless woman who couldn't die. (Spoiler: The other woman married Death by mistake, so he won't take her. She's actually dead, so she can't age.)

8 pages; fairly original. Death is portrayed as a suave young gentleman. Moral: "Death will call on me when he's good and ready, and not before!"

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« Reply #1907 on: July 22, 2017, 12:43:18 PM »


Hand, Ashton, Meadows
My Lady Jane
and between the 3 of them 13 more novels and 5 more novellas

In order to write a "better" novel, a number of historical errors, both big and small, were made. For example . . .

1 or 2 engagements instead of 4
Father living instead of deceased.
3 weddings that day instead of 1
No coronation instead of a coronation
Imprisonment in the Tower instead of a monastery
No braids instead of braids
Queen for 13 days instead of 9
Non-violent relationship with her mother instead of a violent relationship

That's 8 historical errors, and that is only the ones I know about.

Not G-rated
Violence. A surprising amount of violence. Both human and animal (non-human.)

To be continued . . .

Next time: the male half of our newlyweds.
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« Reply #1908 on: July 22, 2017, 06:32:47 PM »

IN THE NAME OF ROME: The Men Who Won the Roman Empire by Adrian Goldsworthy

    Starting with the Punic Wars, this was a history of Rome's most celebrated Generals, from Marcellus and Scipio who defeated the Carthaginians, to Marius and Sulla who worked together to defeat the Germanic hordes and then went to war with each other, Caesar, Pompey, Germanicus, all the way down to Julian the Apostate and Belisarius, during the twilight of Roman power and influence (I kind of wish he had given a not to Basil the Bulgar Slayer, Byzantine Emperor and warrior extraordinaire, but by then the link between Rome and Constantinople had largely been severed.  Readable and entertaining, this is a worthy addition to any Romanophile's library.

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« Reply #1909 on: July 22, 2017, 08:34:59 PM »

I'm reading unpublished scripts for the film festival I'm judging. The first one is actually fairly interesting, it's a Western ghost story. I could see it getting made.

"Clive [Barker]'s idea of a great time is to have a nightmare about a woman with three heads and no skin who flays your body with a pitchfork. To give you some idea, NIGHTBREED has over 200 pus monsters, including one guy with a crescent moonhead like the McDonald's commercial and a fat guy with snakes that pop out of his stomach and eat your face off, and these are the GOOD GUYS. These are the people we're supposed to LIKE."-Joe Bob on NIGHTBREED
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« Reply #1910 on: July 23, 2017, 09:56:36 AM »

Just finished:

Growing Up With George: A Carlin Home Companion by Kelly Carlin

Hey, HEY, kids! Check out my way-cool Music and Movie Review blog on HubPages!
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« Reply #1911 on: July 24, 2017, 08:12:54 AM »

Reading the calendar to see how many working days left until my sabbatical: 40!

As time goes by, you will see
That we're going to be free, you and me
We'll touch the sky
Can you see in your mind's eye that we are one
We're all the same and life is just a simple game.
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« Reply #1912 on: July 30, 2017, 02:33:18 PM »

Continuing . . .
from my previous post

Gifford or G
Guildford instead of Gifford

A good relationship with his father instead of a bad one.

5 brothers instead of 1

Henrys, John, Ambrose, Robert instead of Stan.

A good relationship with his brothers instead of a bad relationship with his brother.

2 sisters instead of 1.

Mary and Katherine instead of Temperance.
Oddly enough, or maybe not, he did have a sister called Temperance, who, like half of his brothers and sisters, died in infancy, so this could not be the Temperance seen in the book.

Mother called Jane instead of Gertrude.

15, 16, 17 instead of 19.
While we know when the historical character died, February, 1554, we do not know when he was born. Though, there is some thought that he was born March, 1537, which would make his 16 years, 11 months, when he died. His wife is just the opposite. We thought we knew when she was born, October, 1537. Now there is some thought that she was born earlier. Sometime between February, 1537, and November, 1536. Which would make her somewhere between 17 years, 3 months, and 17 years, when she died. It would also make her atypically older than her husband by 1 month to 4 months. Yet whoever was younger, they'd have the dubious distinction of being the youngest prisoner ever held in the Tower to be executed.

Wine instead of ale drunk at the wedding.

3 weddings that day instead of 1.

Iane instead of Jane carved on the wall of his cell at the Tower.
Because the letter J had yet to be invented. Which carving can still be see at the Tower even 460 years later.

No vest instead of a vest.

No ponytail instead of a ponytail.

A cold chop instead of a hot stake.
While burning was the penalty for heresy, because of his age, and that he was of the nobility, if he can been convicted of heresy, the sentence would have probably been reduced to the more merciful beheading. Actually, burning was also the penalty for women convicted of treason of which was then reduced to beheading for women convicted of treason, including his wife.

Only 1 wedding instead of 2 weddings.

And that is 16 historical errors made, and that is only the ones I know about.

This is not G-rated.
Teenage sex, and even more talk of teens having sex.

Next time: the 3rd in our trilogy of heroes.

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« Reply #1913 on: August 09, 2017, 05:14:31 PM »

Continuing . . .

Not G-rated
Nudity. Underage nudity of both boys and girls.

Cocker spaniel instead of an afghan hound

Trunk hose instead of trousers or pants

Hose instead of tights

The right royal will and testament. His doing instead of John Dudley's.
We don't know which of them came up with the idea 1st. At 1st, we thought it was John Dudley's idea, now there is some thought that Edward originated the idea.

Not to kill him with poison instead to keep him alive.
As strange as it may sound, in actuality they were feeding him arsenic to prolong his life and not to shorten it.

John Dudley and Mary bitter foes instead of allies.

Grandmother dead instead of still alive

Mary sought her support against Jane in England and not on the continent.

No skunk instead of a skunk

No ponytail instead of a ponytail

Not resigning in favor of Elizabeth instead of resigning in favor of Elizabeth.
2 reasons. 1st if Mary was declared illegitimate then Elizabeth was illegitimate as well. 2nd Edward trusted Jane to carry out his religious reforms, where he did not trust Elizabeth.

That's . . .
8 + 16 + 11 or 35 historical errors. Thus, why would we read a book that was so historically inaccurate. At least VI good reasons, which we'll take up next time.

To be continued . . .
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« Reply #1914 on: August 09, 2017, 10:35:51 PM »

Just finished re-reading Colleen McCullough's 1100 page historical epic, FIRST MAN IN ROME.  In about ten days!
Why do I love this book so much that I have read it three times now?
Purely and simply, this lady gets Roman culture and history RIGHT.  She fleshes out, adds personalities, and sometimes speculates, but her stories hew tightly to every thing we know about the era she writes about.
Gaius Marius is magnificently portrayed as a brilliant general and reformer who sees what needs to be done and how to do it, but fights entrenched opposition from the patrician establishment every step of the way.
Lucius Cornelius Sulla is brilliantly sketched as a completely amoral psychopath determined to overcome his dire poverty and rise to the station his patrician ancestry and incredible cunning entitle him to.
Set against the backdrop of Rome's wars with German invaders and Numidian rebels, this book is a refreshing bath in the ancient world that absolutely puts you there and makes you see the world as the Romans saw it!  Five stars, highly recommended for anyone who loves Roman history.

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