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« on: October 28, 2007, 07:35:40 PM »



I have been using my Dremel to make stonework designs for thirty years.  Gone through two wives, about eighty Dremels, and three separate cancer treatments.  Still have the same respirator though.
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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2007, 08:03:17 PM »

Hello Mr. Rivers you'd better take a seat.  Although she's in stable condition, I'm afraid Joan has had one too many plastic surgeries.
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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2007, 09:56:10 PM »

Beware any home improvement advice you get from these guys on the Eastern European knock-off show This Old Hovel.
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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2007, 06:16:01 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2007, 08:24:28 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2008, 02:09:29 AM »

Oh, thea you ahh. Cheez, I musta wandered away from the bah. Hey, where's Balki?
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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2008, 07:25:42 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2008, 09:10:27 PM »


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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2008, 11:37:48 AM »

Yep...tried out for Al in HOME IMPROVMENT THE MOVIE...Tim Allen told me to kiss his, well never mind...
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2009, 11:29:52 AM »

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