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I know where my towel is.

« on: October 28, 2007, 07:35:40 PM »

I have been using my Dremel to make stonework designs for thirty years.  Gone through two wives, about eighty Dremels, and three separate cancer treatments.  Still have the same respirator though.

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2007, 08:03:17 PM »

Hello Mr. Rivers you'd better take a seat.  Although she's in stable condition, I'm afraid Joan has had one too many plastic surgeries.

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2007, 09:56:10 PM »

Beware any home improvement advice you get from these guys on the Eastern European knock-off show This Old Hovel.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2007, 06:16:01 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2007, 08:24:28 AM »

Well, I got the diaper changed, but there was this little issue with the talc.

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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2008, 02:09:29 AM »

Oh, thea you ahh. Cheez, I musta wandered away from the bah. Hey, where's Balki?

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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2008, 07:25:42 AM »

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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2008, 09:10:27 PM »

Oh yeah; "Cheers" was a sweet gig, but then everyone forgot I
was in movies like Empire Strikes Back and look at
me: bit parts in crummy sequels.  What's next: voice-overs for
two-bit cartoons?

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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2008, 11:37:48 AM »

Yep...tried out for Al in HOME IMPROVMENT THE MOVIE...Tim Allen told me to kiss his, well never mind...

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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2009, 12:57:24 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2009, 11:29:52 AM »

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