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« on: November 04, 2007, 03:05:09 PM »

From my review of The Devil's Sword;



What happens when crocodiles become sick of being turned into shoes and purses.
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2007, 07:37:38 PM »

Tonight on Fox's "Totally One-Sided Animal Fights": The Huge-Sworded Crocodile versus the Red-Scarfed Asian Guy.
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2007, 11:57:20 PM »

The latest Sci-Fi Original Picture: Cheapo Croc Vs. Balding Drag Queen
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2007, 08:49:37 AM »

OW!  Dammit, I stepped on my tail again.
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2007, 09:24:24 PM »

Downstream from Union Carbide
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« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2007, 02:17:34 AM »

When will those damn Power Rangers shows ever end!?
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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2007, 11:30:27 AM »

Sadly, the Hidious Sun Demon's brother, Philburt, fails his screen test, and never becomes an action star.
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2008, 01:48:44 PM »

Diana Ross braves the dangers of the wild to fashion her own handbags...
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2008, 11:03:17 PM »



Lady, if I had a human male reproductive organ, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!!
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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2008, 05:15:05 AM »

The fight between Sung Mina and Lizardman proved to everyone that a live action soul calibur movie wasn't a good idea on a low budget.
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