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Ash
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« on: November 07, 2007, 04:38:05 AM »

What do you think the demonic toy and its victim are saying?


"This is NOT how you do the Heimlich Maneuver!  AHHH!!"
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Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2007, 04:46:07 AM »

My Dom DeLuise impression is better than yours!
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"I'm a big boy now, Johnny."


« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2007, 04:50:09 AM »


Toys made in China - and they worry about the lead in the paint
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Classic.


« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2007, 08:25:12 AM »

Stop tickleing me there you silly clown!  hehehah..URK!
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« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2007, 04:28:15 PM »

I swear this isn't Killer Klowns From Outer Space 2: the Klowning!!!!!!
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...


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« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2007, 06:40:36 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2007, 11:50:57 PM »

All together now . . .

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eject...eject


« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2007, 01:22:01 AM »

Now how does it feel to have a hand stuck up your ass, fat boy?
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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2007, 09:17:22 PM »

So you hate clowns, do you?
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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2007, 11:44:52 AM »

Even though he was a tenor, Pavarotti couldn't quite hit that high note in "Loving You." But demonic clown Binky got it spot on! (Doo 'n doo 'n doo doo....ahhhhhhhhhh!)
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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2007, 11:40:26 AM »

What REALLY happened to Mr. French. And the children never told the police.
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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2007, 06:27:20 PM »

FIIIIGAAAAROOO!!!
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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2007, 10:03:59 AM »

The Jack mascot for Jack in the Box finally snapped.
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Manos...it's frightening!


« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2007, 05:06:13 PM »


Just say no to clown style
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« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2007, 07:33:41 AM »

I told you ten dollars per hour!!!
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