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« on: November 07, 2007, 04:38:05 AM »

What do you think the demonic toy and its victim are saying?

"This is NOT how you do the Heimlich Maneuver!  AHHH!!"
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Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2007, 04:46:07 AM »

My Dom DeLuise impression is better than yours!
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"I'm a big boy now, Johnny."

« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2007, 04:50:09 AM »

Toys made in China - and they worry about the lead in the paint

......"Now toddle off and fly your flying machine."
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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2007, 08:25:12 AM »

Stop tickleing me there you silly clown!  hehehah..URK!

I see you are playing stupid... Looks like you're winning
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« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2007, 04:28:15 PM »

I swear this isn't Killer Klowns From Outer Space 2: the Klowning!!!!!!


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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2007, 06:40:36 PM »


TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2007, 11:50:57 PM »

All together now . . .

"Tie me kangaroo down, sport, tie me kangaroo down!"

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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2007, 01:22:01 AM »

Now how does it feel to have a hand stuck up your ass, fat boy?

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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2007, 09:17:22 PM »

So you hate clowns, do you?

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2007, 11:44:52 AM »

Even though he was a tenor, Pavarotti couldn't quite hit that high note in "Loving You." But demonic clown Binky got it spot on! (Doo 'n doo 'n doo doo....ahhhhhhhhhh!)

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2007, 11:40:26 AM »

What REALLY happened to Mr. French. And the children never told the police.

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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2007, 06:27:20 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2007, 10:03:59 AM »

The Jack mascot for Jack in the Box finally snapped.
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« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2007, 05:06:13 PM »

Just say no to clown style
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« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2007, 07:33:41 AM »

I told you ten dollars per hour!!!

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