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« on: November 09, 2007, 05:28:13 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2007, 05:04:34 PM »

Guy1: "pot definitely leads to carpentry"

Guy2: "yes...I call this bong THE DEATH STAR"

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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2007, 05:23:58 PM »

Loudspeaker attached to tank:  "AHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Scientist #2:  "That donating your body to science is painful."

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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2007, 07:31:20 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2007, 09:50:11 PM »

The source of Ed's airhead *groan* nature seemed ironically clear.
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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2007, 07:26:38 AM »

They saved Hitler's bongwater.

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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2007, 09:55:22 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2007, 11:57:23 AM »

Eureka! Our life's work is complete.  With this tank we can create a world we can govern and control...all we have to do now is add the Sea Monkey eggs.

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2007, 11:18:32 PM »

Senator Kennedy's liver has been housed here at the institute since just after the William Kennedy Smith trial.

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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2007, 11:42:00 PM »

This is one great leap for science... or one b***hin' beach ball.
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