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« on: November 18, 2007, 04:08:27 PM »

This movie caused me distress, so:


"You call this wine?"
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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2007, 06:02:21 PM »

Dude, my urine is disolving the glass.  Is that normal?
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2007, 06:20:37 PM »

Dude, I didn't know Rogaine was made from hair juice.
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2007, 06:32:02 PM »

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?.....
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2007, 06:43:47 PM »

Can I have a beer with my chaser?
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2007, 10:09:13 PM »

Can you use this urine sample to locate our shirts?
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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2007, 12:46:44 AM »

I swear, man this is my sample.  What makes you think otherwise?
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2007, 08:07:23 PM »


He leaves his DNA at every place he stays;
So don't drink what you think is apple juice,
Or eat the mayonnaise.
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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2007, 11:49:52 PM »

Whoa dude! This looks like it would balance nicely on your head.
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« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2007, 01:19:03 AM »



"So you promise, if I drink this it will put hair on my chest?"

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« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2007, 06:54:19 PM »

I hope this place isn't like Cheers where everybody knows your name. 
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« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2007, 07:31:35 AM »

You can leave your hat on...
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2007, 09:05:42 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2007, 10:40:13 PM »

You mean if I drink this I don't have to go back to the Group W bench?
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« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2008, 11:32:41 PM »

You can leave your hat on...

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