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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2008, 10:45:33 PM »

First the jokes: That'll teach the Trilateral Commission, the Vatican, the World Bank, the International Monetary Fund, The Rand Corporation, The Bilderbergers, and the Illuminati not to mess with him.

"That's no way to make a handburger. In the microwave! On the grill, or in a skillet if you have to!"

It'd really suck if he cut off the hand that didn't have the "Mark of the Beast" microchip implanted in it.

Now the real stuff: You have to be seriously delusional, schizophrenic, or on some major drugs to remove a limb if your not traped or pinned in a life or death situation. Poor guy, I hope he can get the help he no doubt needs.

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