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trekgeezer
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We're all just victims of circumstance


« on: November 20, 2007, 03:35:23 PM »

"Ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce our new corporate motivational officer."
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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2007, 03:44:49 PM »

Firepower will be increased until morale improves!
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2007, 06:52:48 PM »

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce our new copy machine.  I wouldn't kick it if it jams if I were you.
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Pathetic Earthlings


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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2007, 11:18:15 PM »


Say hello to my little friend.
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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2007, 11:28:42 PM »

You will make an appointment with my secretary if you need to see me...AS you can see, she happens to quite stern with her belt fed machine guns...
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2007, 07:31:02 AM »


Say hello to my little friend.


Those became his last words as the ED-209 made him holier than Jesus himself.
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2007, 08:47:11 AM »

ED here will be handling all the work comp claims, as well as processing requests for vacation time.
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2007, 10:08:00 PM »

My psychiatrist tells me I stand in front of powerful mechas because I have an inferiority complex.  Whatever that means...
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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2007, 09:03:17 AM »


"Why are you all looking at me like that? Is somebody behind me?"
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2007, 10:56:48 PM »

Do you like my kid's science project?
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2007, 11:52:07 PM »

So team what was this I was hearing about raises?
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« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2008, 01:20:19 PM »


I know some of you really miss Pastor Simon and you may have
noticed that I have a slightly different take on God's word,
but I can assure you...This synod will go smoothly!

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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2008, 09:39:20 PM »

Somebody tell Heston that the 2nd Amendment doesn't cover that
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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2008, 09:31:41 AM »

Ladies and gentlemen, the stapler of the 00s. Bigger, improved, and more pollutant.
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« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2008, 05:08:58 PM »

"Can we get somebody from IT up here. I have no idea how to work this thing. It just keeps flashing 12:00."
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