Heard about this on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me
Uniforms should have been designed originally to account for the strain, Thompson said. "Losing a crotch is supposed to happen sometime after a Thanksgiving meal, not in combat."
Avoid Thanksgiving with that guy's family. Losing a crotch? Yeah I know, just how it sounds.
"crotch durability problems"? Is that Pentagonese lingo for "thigh rub"? Being a guy with big thighs, I've had that problem ever since high school, I did well to get a year out of a decent pair of jeans (never mind trying to save money buying a cheap pair) until recently.