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trekgeezer
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We're all just victims of circumstance


« on: November 30, 2007, 03:03:03 PM »


"Damn! I 'm awesome in any kind of uniform!"
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Doc Daneeka
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It's neVer over!


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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2007, 04:15:25 PM »

Remember kids, officer Hooker says don't do drugs
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.


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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2007, 10:54:35 PM »

Take the picture!  Corset's...killing...me....
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2007, 12:25:29 AM »

Isn't it AMAZING how these new police helmets look EXACTLY like fake hair!!!
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2007, 08:23:54 AM »

Hellllloooooo Ladies.  Which one of you is getting married tommorow?  Let me get out my handcuffs.
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2007, 04:53:37 PM »

"Must clench butt cheeks, don't want to let 'er rip in front of the ladies! Damn burrito for lunch!"
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2007, 01:30:14 AM »

Shatner is told to assume a natural pose.
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2007, 03:31:29 AM »

I will not fail as a wax figure!  I'll show you all!
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.


« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2008, 02:04:50 AM »

OK, if someday I decide to kill my wife...whaddaya think...will this uniform and pose lend me some credibility when I lie to the court?
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2008, 12:35:36 AM »

Once an officer of the law, Bill now aids people in swindling hotels. How the just do fall.
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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2008, 02:49:18 PM »

Denny Crane. My crotch hurts. Denny Crane. Take the damn picture.
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2008, 05:54:33 PM »

But what is spock going to wear?
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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2009, 12:15:18 AM »

...And you guys thought I was just a starship cap'n... Cheers

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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2009, 12:41:49 AM »



Oh crap, I think I'm stuck now in this pose.
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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2009, 04:03:25 PM »



In an effort to prevent his toupee from sliding off, William Shatner practices his posture.


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