trekgeezer
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We're all just victims of circumstance
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« on: November 30, 2007, 03:06:24 PM » |
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"Call me gay willya!" "Oh.....wait!"
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 And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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JaseSF
Super Space Age Freaky Geek
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.
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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2007, 06:33:29 PM » |
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En Guard! My sword is bigger than your sword!
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"This above all: To thine own self be true!"  
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TheGreatWhiteDope
Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...
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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2007, 10:53:55 PM » |
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Care to parry?
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 TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2007, 08:25:37 AM » |
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Sulu stars in, Enter The Drag-queen.
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2007, 05:14:06 PM » |
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Ensign Sulu, the Gay Blade (yeah too obvious)
Sulu gets jealous of Kirk and Spock's "special alone time" and lashes out.
Sulu's career as a competative fencer was short lived when he couldn't afford the protective gear.
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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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AndyC
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2007, 01:32:00 AM » |
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"And voila! Shish kebab is served! Hey, everything fell off."
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Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2007, 03:30:47 AM » |
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Just wait until you see my ballet steps!
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Goji_girl
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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2007, 08:46:49 PM » |
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"Hey! That shirt does not match with those pants!!!"
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asimpson2006
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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2007, 05:42:59 AM » |
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Sulu had a passion for fencing sadly Captain Kirk repressed those urges on Sulu.
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Justy
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Oh the humanity!
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2007, 12:01:06 PM » |
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After 3 bottles of Sake and 1 bottle of Axe Sulu was ready to nail Uhura.
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Immoral Liberal
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2007, 03:10:20 PM » |
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 "Hey, Captain, guess who's starring in the next Mortal Kombat movie?"
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Flangepart
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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2007, 11:29:50 AM » |
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ZORRO THE GAY BLADE. IN SPACE!
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"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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Cotexman
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2008, 10:38:04 PM » |
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This sword makes me look so hot. See me sizzle baby. Tsssssss.
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SynapticBoomstick
Cinematic Monster Fanatic from Weird New Jersey
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.
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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2008, 02:14:00 AM » |
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Crazy enough to take a sword to a phaser fight.
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Lo: "Look at you, pretending to be *brave*. What's your name" Justin: "Justin." Lo: "Ugh. That's a terrible name. Doesn't fit your future. Allow me to baptize you... [proud gasp] Dinner!" Justin: "It's Justin." Lo: "Dinner! You have to let go of the past."
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AndyC
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2008, 11:44:53 AM » |
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"Looks like I've foiled your evil plan!.....What, not even a giggle?"
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