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« on: November 30, 2007, 03:06:24 PM »


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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2007, 06:33:29 PM »

En Guard! My sword is bigger than your sword!
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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2007, 10:53:55 PM »

Care to parry?
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2007, 08:25:37 AM »

Sulu stars in, Enter The Drag-queen. 
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2007, 05:14:06 PM »

Ensign Sulu, the Gay Blade (yeah too obvious)

Sulu gets jealous of Kirk and Spock's "special alone time" and lashes out.

Sulu's career as a competative fencer was short lived when he couldn't afford the protective gear.
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2007, 01:32:00 AM »

"And voila! Shish kebab is served! Hey, everything fell off."
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2007, 03:30:47 AM »

Just wait until you see my ballet steps!
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2007, 08:46:49 PM »

"Hey! That shirt does not match with those pants!!!"
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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2007, 05:42:59 AM »

Sulu had a passion for fencing sadly Captain Kirk repressed those urges on Sulu.
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2007, 12:01:06 PM »



After 3 bottles of Sake and 1 bottle of Axe Sulu was ready to nail Uhura.
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2007, 03:10:20 PM »


"Hey, Captain, guess who's starring in the next Mortal Kombat movie?"
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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2007, 11:29:50 AM »

ZORRO THE GAY BLADE. IN SPACE!
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2008, 10:38:04 PM »

This sword makes me look so hot.  See me sizzle baby.   Tsssssss.
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2008, 02:14:00 AM »

Crazy enough to take a sword to a phaser fight.
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2008, 11:44:53 AM »

"Looks like I've foiled your evil plan!.....What, not even a giggle?"
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