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« on: December 22, 2009, 07:40:09 AM »



"The rare green burmese peacock-pheasant parrot agreed to pose for a snapshot after Darlene pointed her weapon in the other direction"
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2009, 09:22:43 AM »

"We trained Petey here to fire an assault rifle."
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2009, 12:21:33 PM »

The assault weapon was there to make sure Mr. Chirpers didn't have any "accidents" during the photo shoot. 
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2009, 01:24:34 PM »

They had the rifle, they had the glasses, but the other hunters refused to take them seriously until they could save up for a real falcon.
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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 02:07:49 PM »

(Awk) Go and kill my human slaves...and bring me bird seed!(Awk)
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« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 05:36:49 PM »

"Braak, long live the white race, braak, Polly want a cracker!"
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« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2009, 06:22:59 PM »

Petey the Parrot was  very proud of his taxidermy pieces.
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« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2009, 07:18:47 PM »

"Sure it's a hunting rifle. The bayonet is for weeks when the welfare check arrives too late to buy ammo."
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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2009, 08:48:47 PM »

the two "couple" are happy, but really, the photographer gave each what the other prized so much to get them together  before the field erupts and kills them all
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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2009, 01:29:38 AM »



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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2009, 01:35:17 AM »

Wife: Gee, I would love to have a few four letter words with the girl at Pearle Vision who thought these would look really great on me.
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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2009, 01:53:57 AM »

Ted Nugent recently challenged patrons of his Grilled Game restaurant to bring something new to the table, so to speak.  The menu soon featured a new weekly special: Deep Fried Parakeet Wings.
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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2009, 07:24:36 AM »

We got this parakeet using a 110 gram .30 caliber hollow point, 1900 feet per second muzzle velocity, with a 4x30 dual illuminate rubber coated mil-dot tactical scope.
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