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Immoral Liberal
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« on: December 07, 2007, 02:40:10 PM »

Something not widely known about Mark Twain is that
he was the ghost writer on The Great Train Robbery.
He wrote from experience...
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2007, 12:26:50 AM »

My other mustache is a Fu Manchu.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Pathetic Earthlings

« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2007, 01:03:51 AM »

Boy you've got a funny hat and your aim isn't worth a sh!t.

B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 10304

« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2007, 09:04:06 AM »

Guy in funny hat:  "Well, this is rather embarrassing.  With these gloves on I can't seem to get my finger inside the trigger guard.  Might I have a do-over sir?"

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho
Bad Movie Lover

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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2007, 10:05:49 AM »

Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you.

"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
Global Moderator
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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2007, 11:00:56 AM »

"Pass it on"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2007, 10:44:02 PM »

Conagher 2: Electric Boogaloo


"Eat more beef, sonny, It's What's For Dinner.


"I've got a funny looking hat?"

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
B-Movie Site Webmaster
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« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2007, 11:24:44 PM »

You're 3 seconds from a very shallow grave if you mention me starring in Fatal Beauty with Whoopi Goldberg...


"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."
Bad Movie Lover

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2008, 11:17:06 PM »

You'd better not...I don't usually miss at this range...

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2008, 08:53:10 AM »

This isn't Star Wars mister.  I don't suffer from the stormtrooper effect.  Ask the last 20 guys I shot.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2008, 10:30:47 AM »

Man with funny hat:  Wow I didn't know you were an expert assassin I didn't hear you sneak up on me.

Mark Twain looking man: No I'm not an assassin, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn express last night.
Bad Movie Lover

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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2009, 11:41:04 PM »

"Alright, now hand over some of that $180 million dollar budget. Sammy needs a new handlebar moustache!"
Some Strange Guy They Let In By Mistake
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Dude! Flush Next Time!!!

« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2009, 08:57:22 AM »

"You just keep holding that gun on them and make watch whatever CGI filled piece of S#!@ I am in now."

Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black
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