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Immoral Liberal
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« on: December 07, 2007, 02:40:10 PM »


Something not widely known about Mark Twain is that
he was the ghost writer on The Great Train Robbery.
He wrote from experience...
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Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2007, 12:26:50 AM »

My other mustache is a Fu Manchu.
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CheezeFlixz
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Pathetic Earthlings


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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2007, 01:03:51 AM »



Boy you've got a funny hat and your aim isn't worth a sh!t.
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2007, 09:04:06 AM »

Guy in funny hat:  "Well, this is rather embarrassing.  With these gloves on I can't seem to get my finger inside the trigger guard.  Might I have a do-over sir?"
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2007, 10:05:49 AM »



Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you.
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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2007, 11:00:56 AM »

"Pass it on"
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2007, 10:44:02 PM »

Conagher 2: Electric Boogaloo

or

"Eat more beef, sonny, It's What's For Dinner.

or

"I've got a funny looking hat?"
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« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2007, 11:24:44 PM »

You're 3 seconds from a very shallow grave if you mention me starring in Fatal Beauty with Whoopi Goldberg...
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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2008, 11:17:06 PM »

You'd better not...I don't usually miss at this range...
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2008, 08:53:10 AM »



This isn't Star Wars mister.  I don't suffer from the stormtrooper effect.  Ask the last 20 guys I shot.
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« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2008, 10:30:47 AM »



Man with funny hat:  Wow I didn't know you were an expert assassin I didn't hear you sneak up on me.

Mark Twain looking man: No I'm not an assassin, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn express last night.
 
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The clown banned in 51 states!


« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2009, 11:41:04 PM »

"Alright, now hand over some of that $180 million dollar budget. Sammy needs a new handlebar moustache!"
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Dude! Flush Next Time!!!


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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2009, 08:57:22 AM »

"You just keep holding that gun on them and make watch whatever CGI filled piece of S#!@ I am in now."
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