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Jay the Magnificent
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« on: January 14, 2008, 05:47:40 PM »

superman has to find other dwellings when the Fortress of Solitude is being fumigated
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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2008, 06:17:05 PM »

"Hit the road!"...HMPH... tell me to hit the road.......Who the hell is that Dalton anyway?  I was the best bouncer that skankpalace had...tell me to take a hike!...  And the hell with Jeff Healey too!

That's my driver's license picture....I hate that picture!"
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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2008, 09:27:19 PM »

Richard Pryor? Richard Freakin Pryor!! Why in the hell did I let Lester talk me into this crapfest?

"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2008, 04:46:41 PM »

BARTENDER - (to customers) Whatever you guys do, do not mention the name...Wonder Woman...
BARTENDER - Nothing, Supes!  Nothing, I swear!


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2008, 05:00:03 PM »

"You better believe the men's room's out of order. Mr. Longjohns over there puked and blew out half the wall."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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Only my head is tiny...

« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2008, 09:31:44 PM »

"I wish Bryan Singer were here I could smash this bottle over his f**kin' head..."
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Resident Jenova's Witness

« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2008, 08:57:01 AM »

When Superman breifly lost his powers, he never told anyone and used his influence to get free booze. Cheers Drink
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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2008, 09:09:54 AM »

"He got all huffy when I asked how he can stand up to nuclear weapons, but a bottle of whiskey will knock him on his butt"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2008, 01:13:50 AM »

What? Some evil genius has 47 nuclear devices all aimed at the center of Washington D.C., the home of liberty and justice?! MAN, get the h@(( outta my face! I'm on break...go get Gene Hackman's autograph or sumtin...
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