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trekgeezer
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« on: December 12, 2007, 11:25:33 AM »


"Hey, how come your S is bigger than my S!"
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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2007, 12:21:13 PM »

Here we see old Superman and new Superman heat visioning each other's genitals to see who will be the first to flinch.
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2007, 12:35:13 PM »

You thinking what I'm thinking...LOIS SANDWICH BABY!
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2007, 12:42:37 PM »

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Yeah, let's go beat the crap out of Tom Welling."
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2007, 05:50:04 PM »



I see that your shwartz is as big as mine.
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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2007, 09:17:50 PM »




Dude wheres my car?
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2007, 09:35:29 PM »

So...tag-team on Margot Kidder or Kate Bosworth?
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2007, 11:09:59 PM »

George Reeves sent you far away from a dying planet?  ME too!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2007, 11:19:00 PM »



I told you to call me before you left, now I feel like such a dork wearing the same outfit... god we look like Jr High girls!
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2007, 03:12:32 PM »

Dude. That version make you look SO Castro district.
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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2007, 03:35:39 PM »

Hmmm, in twenty years I'll get skinnier, and develop a comb-over. Could be worse, I guess.
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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2007, 08:41:23 PM »

Reeves' Superman: So, does your Luthor acts like a dick like mine does?
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2008, 10:53:08 PM »

That outfit makes you look so gay, unlike mine.
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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2008, 12:26:38 AM »

The two Supermans use heat vision against each other to see which one uses the most padding.


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Let's just move away from each other and never speak of this."
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« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2008, 12:36:40 AM »

"You take the east side,i'll go west. first one to find the items on his list wins the scavenger hunt.
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