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« on: December 26, 2007, 12:14:59 PM »

Santa needs your help
He is looking for workers
The elves went union

Andrew Borntreger
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2008, 09:56:53 PM »

Kids work for Santa,
Satan tries to usurp him.
...felt sorry for Pitch.

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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2008, 02:41:47 PM »

Orwell had it right
But there is no Big Brother
Santa is watching

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