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« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2007, 02:03:39 PM »

My idea for a movie is this:

1. An animal gets the zombie virus.
2. All animals get the zombie virus.
3. People get the zombie virus.
4. The zombie virus becomes the first real virus to replicate itself as a computer virus.
5. All the computers get the virus.
6. The now infected computers at GM, Ford, Boeing, Lockheed start making robots, ,robot zombies.
7. The only computer not infected is used to try and hack the infeceted systems.
8. It doesn't work and all the information on the computer gets sucked up by the system.
9. That system happened to be the system of which a martial-arts master kept all his info, , so, , all the zombie robots, people, and animals, learn (forcibly), Kung-Fu, and start using it one each other.
10. People start uploading all kinds of other martial arts, to try and counter the Kung-Fu. At least one robot gets a mowhawk, looks a little like Chuck liddell, and pounds the crap out of another robot that looks a little like Hulk Hogan.
11. The people that aren't infected (who's numbers are shrinking), try uploading all kinds of stuff to stop, , well, , everything by now. This will be shown as all kinds of crazy crap like 10-story robot-zombies line dancing, or re-enacting Micheal Jackson's "Thriller" video. There is at least one reference to a scene from "Xanadu", and possibly "Flashdance".
12. An obviously female zombie robot does a strip tease, using an antenna tower for a pole.
13. In the end, , all the pollution caused by the robots will cause acid rain, , the zombie virus's only natural enemy.
14. Some hot chick shows her boobs.
15. We learn that there were intergalactic bookies watching the whole time from space, running a betting operation on the major battles. On their betting board, there are odds for "Aliens vs Astro Investigation and Defence Service"
16. Some alien chick shows here boobs. She should have some number OTHER than 2 of them, perhaps 5 or 7. If she does have to have an EVEN number of them, one should be right in the middle of her back, presumably for slow dancing.
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« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2007, 06:06:32 PM »

17.and then they all died for real.the end...or is it? Cheers
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