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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« on: December 19, 2007, 05:39:44 PM »


Ualuealuealeuale
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I found my mind in a brown paper bag...


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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 05:43:14 PM »

this is why you should never huff gasoline...or anything for that matter
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2007, 08:53:38 PM »

Actual photo from Ash's driver's license.
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Jesus H. Chelios!


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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2007, 09:19:53 PM »

"YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2007, 10:00:30 PM »

MORE JELLY PLEEEEEEEEASE!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2007, 01:55:15 AM »

C'mere and give your uncle Ash a hug.
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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2007, 06:14:41 AM »

Light sockets don't make for safe sex.
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2007, 10:20:19 AM »


Free HBO week!! Woohoo!!
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2007, 11:21:27 PM »

"YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Karma!
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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2007, 02:23:39 AM »

The only man who LOVES a prostate exam.
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2007, 10:26:22 PM »

More Old Spice commerical royalty checks?!? Groovy!!!
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2009, 04:36:48 AM »




Bruce auditioned for the role of Tarman in Return Of The Living Dead but was rejected.
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« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2009, 11:03:55 AM »

Another reason to never put the syrup bottle in the microwave for a 'quick warm up'
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« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2009, 03:18:16 PM »

Never venture "downtown" when it's that time of the month...  Wink
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« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2009, 06:01:20 PM »

"Sam's gonna be a big-time director, and I'm gonna ride his coattails all the way, baby!"
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