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« on: December 20, 2007, 06:34:35 PM »

my husband just told me that pretty woman is being remade.as if that's not bad enough,since the 1st one sucked on toast,guess who the star is?????JESSICA SIMPSON!!!
EEEEUUUWWWW!!!
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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2007, 07:06:39 PM »

I think Jessica Simpson would be a much more believable hooker than Julia Roberts.
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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2007, 07:24:31 PM »

Jessica Simpson can't act to save her life but she's hot as long as she doesn't smile. Then she turns into a Fembot and it creeps me out a bit.
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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2007, 03:59:17 PM »

lol@both of you! Smile
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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2007, 12:45:21 PM »

Gary Marshall's original evil and dangerous fairy tale delusion about the fun and exciting world of professional mattressbacks hasn't done enough damage?

So now we get another version with a bad actress who will look more like what most guys look for in a hooker, but who will still come off as a big tease with a heart of gold. Who they gonna get for the Richard gere role, Josh Hartnett? Paul Walker? The Rock? Or since he's supposed to be a little older, Patrick Dempesy?

How about a version with all the other fun stuff that's a part of turning tricks: STDs, arrests, pimps, beatings, drug addiction, ugly johns, acting out bizarre and sick fantasies and fetishes, paying off crooked cops (money not always required), unwanted pregnancies, quickie abortions, broken families, runaway teenage girls, humiliation, degradation, scorn, the bottom rungs of the porn ladder, on and on and on.

I know it's just a movie, but the first one always annoyed me for being such a sugercoated fantasy. Think Simpson's character will be seen sleeping with anyone other than the male lead?
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« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2007, 02:28:33 PM »

i heartily agree,the sugarcoating is disgusting,i knew working girls in the combat zone,they would come into my joke shop to warm up in the winter.NONE of them had good lives,and only one is still alive 25 years later.she was lucky,she went to jail for 2 years and got her life together with alot of help,she runs a ashelter now...
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2007, 07:55:14 PM »

my husband just told me that pretty woman is being remade.as if that's not bad enough,since the 1st one sucked on toast,guess who the star is?????JESSICA SIMPSON!!!
EEEEUUUWWWW!!!

What? Molly Ringwald is passing on Pretty Woman again! Damn that woman!

As for a Pretty Woman remake please God somebody just bash me the back of the head with a sledge hammer.
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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2007, 04:19:44 PM »

gosh,i'm sorry,all i have is a walking stick...that's wht i hit him with,will that do? BounceGiggle
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2007, 11:22:38 PM »

gosh,i'm sorry,all i have is a walking stick...that's wht i hit him with,will that do? BounceGiggle

Maybe I'll just borrow that stick for awhile and walk around hitting myself just like the old flagellates. Maybe if I just cause myself enough self-inflicted pain God will call back the bad remake plague.
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« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2007, 02:59:31 PM »

it doesn't work,i already tried....
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« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2008, 01:04:00 AM »

it doesn't work,i already tried....
Nothing works believe me I tried a freaking cinder block, but it still was there, its ugly face staring right back at me! Bluesad
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« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2008, 06:44:02 PM »

I prefer an iron skillet.  At least it rounds out my face.

Pretty Woman was kind of stupid to begin with -- a streetwalker tames a corporate raider into being a shipbuilder.  Yeah.  That happens all of no times.
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« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2008, 08:01:35 PM »

PRETTY WOMAN is one of my wife's favorite movies.  So, we get to watch it from time to time.   Thumbup

Now, before I get BLASTED on this...keep in mind this is the same lady who digs PLEDGE NIGHT (and bought me a copy for our tenth anniversary) and all manners of horror flicks.

I write this one up to Scott's predilection for GIGLI.  You just cannot explain how movies will grab some folks....
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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2008, 05:51:40 AM »

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh indeed. What have we done to deserve this?
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« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2008, 04:06:05 PM »

ulthar,if she likes horror movies,she's cool!my husband has a thing for REALLY depressing movies,different strokes for different folks,i guess! me,i love"children's"movies,he puts up with those,i put up with"night mother",it works..
WE did nothing to deserve this,except pay to see the crap that's coming out now...well,not US,per se...the folks here don's seem to disagree with my hatred of remakes very often! Cheers
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