Any menace that can be defeated by a frikkin' ross and holy water is frikkin' pathetic. I'm looking at you, Freddy Kreuger.
I suppose that is pathetic, being defeated by the faith of the one who holds the Holy object however....
I've got one. A D-grade has-been celebrity playing him or herself in the movie. I saw one a while back where Scott Baio played himself.
Does MY NAME IS BRUCE count?