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Resident Jenova's Witness

« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2008, 10:04:27 AM »

Hoff: *thinking* Little does she know, that is a dehydration suit! I will have delicious people jerky in a matter of hours!
Hammock Rider
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« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2010, 08:37:07 AM »

"Hey baby, I've still got some connections on AMERICA'S GOT TALENT. What do you think of that?"

Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat
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« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2010, 01:51:14 PM »

"Ok, does this space suit makes me look fat?"

"No, Hasslehoff the lipstick actually makes you look gay, but you dont look fat in that space suit."

I'm raised by a wild pack of jerks...

Doctor X.
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2010, 10:50:12 PM »

I honestly can't believe any healthy heterosexual male, or a lot of healthy females, can look at this pic and even see hasslehoff.
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Hi there!

« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2010, 07:40:34 AM »

DAMN, costumes today just really SUCK! We have THIS and a SEXY BIG BIRD* costume

* yes, these are real, unfortunately......

yeah no.
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