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« on: January 05, 2008, 06:16:34 PM »


"Im in yur sky, eat'n yur planez!"
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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2008, 06:32:12 PM »

Footage from a lost episode of Sesame Street, shows why the inclusion of Big Bird's cousin, Bulky Buzzard, was deemed inapproriate for younger children.

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"Fly these friendly skies, b***h!"
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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2008, 05:58:45 AM »

The only thing better than flying first class is devouring first class.
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2008, 12:47:58 PM »

" I has a toyplane..... NOOOOO, THEY BE STEALING MAH TOYPLANE!!"
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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2008, 12:58:11 PM »

Hitler's belief that breeding a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD would win the war is usually cited by historians as a turning point in the Battle of Britain.
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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2008, 07:31:22 PM »

Not craw, craw!

(spot the movie quote).

OR.

Ma, I think you've been over feedin' the turkeys again.
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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2008, 11:19:08 AM »


"This is for all the chickens fired into windshields! Ah-hahahaha!
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« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2008, 12:17:56 PM »


"This is for all the chickens fired into windshields! Ah-hahahaha!


 BounceGiggle  For my taste in humor, that is the perfect caption for this one.  Hats off to you, Flange.
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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2008, 05:58:13 PM »

 BounceGiggle

I love how the plane looks like one of those put together by a lazy kid that didn't bother to put the decals on or paint it....which I was guilty of too...lol.
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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2008, 08:22:01 AM »




"Also in the news...
renowned archaelogist Dr. Indiana Jones died today
when his plane mysteriously disappeared. "

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« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2008, 12:33:26 PM »

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Puppon?
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2008, 10:10:16 AM »

Amelia Earhart mystery finally solved!
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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2008, 02:50:22 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2008, 10:13:01 PM »

And now a view of the inside of Rosanne O'Donnell's colon.
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2008, 06:03:56 AM »

The original ending of Poultrygeist was considered to be too ambitious.
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