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« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2008, 07:07:22 AM »

Ackk....I thought I'd never cough that thing up.

I bent my wookie!
peter johnson
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« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2008, 12:32:38 AM »

Not a caption, but the "Not craw . . .CRAW!!" quote comes from the TV show Get Smart --
Did they also use the same line in "The Nude Bomb", the Get Smart movie?
peter johnson/denny crane

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Count Ratfink
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« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2010, 12:15:11 AM »

Driven past the point of endurance by the white man's arrogance and disbelief, Wanka-sah, the great thunderbird, decides to prove a planeload of skeptics very, painfully wrong.


Random guy on ground to salesperson: "I said I wanted to buy the car, not an actual thunderbird! Why, my insurance wouldn't even begin to cover what he's about to do to that plane!" 
I am APOCALYPSE, mutant! And.. um.. well hello there!
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Howdy sugah!

« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2010, 05:15:26 AM »

In Blood Freak 2, Herschel is fed a different kind of bird, laced with growth hormones.  The results are predictably disastrous.

Photobucket sucks.  Pass it on.
El Misfit
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Hi there!

« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2010, 11:38:10 AM »

Ma, I think Doofy got out again. we needs a stronger leash.

yeah no.
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