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LilCerberus
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« Reply #675 on: June 10, 2017, 10:54:49 AM »

RIP Adam West
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« Reply #676 on: June 12, 2017, 02:25:45 PM »

Not sure what to make of this; I just heard voters in Puerto Rico just voted 97% for U.S. Statehood, but only 23% of voters showed up to vote...
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« Reply #677 on: June 13, 2017, 10:25:20 AM »

Not sure what to make of this; I just heard voters in Puerto Rico just voted 97% for U.S. Statehood, but only 23% of voters showed up to vote...

I been thinking about that and I'm not sure the Republican Congress will allow heavily Democratic Puerto Rico into the union without internecine warfare in the aisles. (Not a topic I'm wanting to start, just a thought I had when I heard about the vote.)

My actual random statement is: I think my years of Chap Stick addiction have left my lips unable to form any natural moisture.
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« Reply #678 on: June 13, 2017, 11:15:05 AM »

My actual random statement is: I think my years of Chap Stick addiction have left my lips unable to form any natural moisture.

Then it's time for the hard candies, like older people use to keep their mouths moist. A moist mouth means a damp tongue to keep those lips moist.

To all the people creeped out by the word "moist"  -- moistmoistmoistmoistmoistmoistmoistmoistmoistmoistmoistmoist.   TeddyR  TongueOut BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #679 on: June 13, 2017, 02:34:25 PM »

Moist? Vas iss das?
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« Reply #680 on: June 13, 2017, 03:18:55 PM »

Moist? Vas iss das?

I think it's the essence of wetness, isn't it?
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« Reply #681 on: June 14, 2017, 05:34:25 AM »

The SAC (airforce equivilent of a private) I am working with on guard got told by a Warrant Officer (as high as you can go in the ranks as a non commissioned officer) to have his hair cut by tomorrow night (since we are working nights). He went to explain to the Warrant that he had been planning to get it done when he finished guard duty at the end of the week. The Warrant told him he wasn't interested in excuses, just to get it done before the next shift to which thinking he was being funny replied "Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir".

I then had to explain the SAC later, that this particular Warrant Officer was so old school he was practically fossilized, and gave him some career advice about not joking around with Warrants like that unless you know them very, very well indeed. I also explained that this Warrant is the one in charge of manning on camp and decides where you go and when you go there, which is you are someone who is about to go away on a promotion course and hope to return to this base afterward rather than being posted elsewhere... well this was the last guy you want to p**s off.

Anyway, he decided to go for a haircut as soon as the barbers opened this morning and then go up to the Warrant's office and apologise. Will be interesting to see how that goes for him when I go back on shift tonight.
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« Reply #682 on: June 16, 2017, 09:33:59 PM »

Up to my ears in hock...
New toilet, two different plumbers, because the first one didn't know what he was doing...
New eyeglasses, & I had to get a new prescription because the old one expired...
New A/C for the car today, & my mom got talked into replacing the one for my house...
Still not through paying for this stuff... https://kitsplit.com/profile/lilcerberus/listings/

Still not as bad as that year I had possums...
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« Reply #683 on: June 17, 2017, 04:34:03 AM »

Okay, so... I've got Watergate, The OJ Simpson chase, and the Charleston Massacre...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_17
https://www.brainyhistory.com/days/june_17.html
https://www.google.com/search?num=100&newwindow=1&site=&q=June+17&oi=ddle&ct=user-birthday-5656109189693440-lawcta&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjU27DYxsTUAhXMPT4KHdDNCnMQPQgG&biw=1118&bih=621&dpr=1

I only recognize a few of these people...
https://www.google.com/search?num=100&newwindow=1&sa=X&biw=1118&bih=621&q=june+17+famous+birthdays&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLQz9U3MDHILVOCs7REs5Ot9LML4nPK9VMSS1KtkjKLSjKKAcOaRJwtAAAA&ved=0ahUKEwiC67DfxsTUAhWGZj4KHaGjD9IQMQjTBSgAMHk

https://open.spotify.com/user/12123460900/playlist/2TclL0YtSnZ7iJa6MT0Gx8
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« Reply #684 on: June 17, 2017, 05:58:07 AM »

Actually managed to sit down and plan out my upcoming D&D campaign. It's going to start them saving a village from a pack of wild dogs that have been attacking the settlement. During the course of the adventure the party  may or may not discover the villagers lynched the owner of a small farm and its his dogs that have been attacking people out of starvation. They should hopefully also discover a magical item that will lead them onto the overarching plot line.

Who am I kidding? The party will go on a killing spree at the first mention of an NPC then turn into pyromaniacs as soon as they can get their hands on a fireball spell.
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« Reply #685 on: June 18, 2017, 11:33:03 AM »

RIP Stephen Furst
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LilCerberus
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« Reply #686 on: June 18, 2017, 09:47:22 PM »

My father drank himself to death in 1999.
The other day, my sister cropped me out of a picture of him for fathers' day...
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« Reply #687 on: June 19, 2017, 08:25:33 AM »

Yaaaay, today I get to mind the shop all alone! My inner Dwight Schrute, prepare to run wild! Half-ply toilet paper in the restrooms, firings left and right, and beets in the vending machines!
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When thoughts Of the last bitter hour come like a blight
Over thy spirit, and sad images Of the stern agony, and shroud, and pall,
And breathless darkness, and the narrow house,
Make thee to shudder and grow sick at heart;--
Go forth, under the open sky, and list
To Nature's teachings...
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« Reply #688 on: June 19, 2017, 05:32:43 PM »

Yaaaay, today I get to mind the shop all alone! My inner Dwight Schrute, prepare to run wild! Half-ply toilet paper in the restrooms, firings left and right, and beets in the vending machines!
Dwight Schlutz? Ah, Mad Dog Murdock! I appreciate your plans, BTW. Excelsior!
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« Reply #689 on: June 24, 2017, 11:13:41 PM »

Still have no idea what elevated calcium means...
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