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Dark Alex
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« Reply #30 on: September 22, 2018, 08:05:14 AM »

And if brains were TNT, you couldn't blow your own nose!
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« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2018, 08:11:01 AM »

If you had any brains you would fry them up with eggs.
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« Reply #32 on: September 22, 2018, 08:17:56 AM »

When God was passing out brains you thought he said "rain" and you opened up an umbrella.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

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« Reply #33 on: September 22, 2018, 09:30:25 AM »

I've sneezed out more brain cells than you used typing that post!!!   BounceGiggle Twirling Twirling Twirling
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« Reply #34 on: September 22, 2018, 10:05:16 AM »

With my luck, if it was raining palaces, I'd get hit by a toilet door. Wink
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« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2018, 09:09:08 PM »

Your underpants made JOURNEY stop believing.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #36 on: September 23, 2018, 03:21:11 AM »

That one wins the internet today Indy. Which wit did you steal it from?
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« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2018, 04:08:58 AM »

Your underpants made JOURNEY stop believing.  BounceGiggle

LOL  TeddyR
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« Reply #38 on: September 23, 2018, 06:51:30 AM »

That one wins the internet today Indy. Which wit did you steal it from?

I think I saw it on one of those "Chuck Norris Facts" memes and adapted it.
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