Smoked a pipe (with tobacco in it, at least)
Been to a pro football game, horse race, tennis match, or hockey game
Owned an Ipod
Read the Great Classics, unless you count Shelley, Stoker, Verne, Wells, and Twain
Stuck chewing gum under a seat; indeed, I quit chewing gum at the age of seven, when I made the mistake of peeking at the underside of a five-and-dime store lunch counter....yuck.
In what universe would the writers you listed not count as great classics? You short change yourself there, mate.