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El Misfit
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« Reply #14265 on: March 21, 2014, 05:04:14 PM »

Speculation is, Putin's got his eye on Estonia next.
If that happens, what's to become of that lovable punk group, Winny Puhh?

If Obama couldn't handle a few "protesters" in Benghazi, how do you suppose he's going to react when Putin decides he wants Alaska back?
Here's the problem- Speculation is usually means it's made up.
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« Reply #14266 on: March 21, 2014, 05:31:20 PM »

Speculation is, Putin's got his eye on Estonia next.
If that happens, what's to become of that lovable punk group, Winny Puhh?

If Obama couldn't handle a few "protesters" in Benghazi, how do you suppose he's going to react when Putin decides he wants Alaska back?

FYI I'm going to steal this idea and pitch it as the plot to Expendables 4.
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« Reply #14267 on: March 21, 2014, 05:41:42 PM »

Estonia is a NATO member Putin won't touch it
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« Reply #14268 on: March 22, 2014, 07:27:13 AM »

If Obama couldn't handle a few "protesters" in Benghazi, how do you suppose he's going to react when Putin decides he wants Alaska back?

What - you guys did not keep the receipt?
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« Reply #14269 on: March 22, 2014, 07:53:56 AM »

Alaska-if he can handle Alaska--shh! I don't think he can deal with the crazy f**kers who live in Alaska....
besides-he didnt ask for all this s**t back-they wanna go back. Why?
I dont know! I dont give a flying f**k!  Let em go! Who dam cares!?
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« Reply #14270 on: March 22, 2014, 02:39:08 PM »

I buy smoked salmon at the Russian supermarket anyway
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« Reply #14271 on: March 22, 2014, 04:23:52 PM »

I wonder what would happen if I stick this hair pin into the electrical outlet....
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« Reply #14272 on: March 22, 2014, 06:45:55 PM »

I wonder what would happen if I stick this hair pin into the electrical outlet....
A Unicorn will come out.
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« Reply #14273 on: March 23, 2014, 10:02:27 AM »

I wonder if George Bush's library is comprised of Sgt Fury comic books?
I should talk-I had to look up the spelling of "library."  Lookingup
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« Reply #14274 on: March 23, 2014, 10:13:47 AM »

I wonder what would happen if I stick this hair pin into the electrical outlet....
A Unicorn will come out.
And then you will have the biggest orgasm of your life.
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« Reply #14275 on: March 23, 2014, 10:24:49 AM »

While watching a film about Jeffrey Dahmer today, I wondered:

Did he have recipes he used? Why isn't there a cookbook? Alferd Packer had a cookbook.
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« Reply #14276 on: March 23, 2014, 10:40:10 AM »

While watching a film about Jeffrey Dahmer today, I wondered:

Did he have recipes he used? Why isn't there a cookbook? Alferd Packer had a cookbook.
If  his  Grandma saw what he did-she'd be rolling in her gravy.
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« Reply #14277 on: March 23, 2014, 10:57:02 AM »

While watching a film about Jeffrey Dahmer today, I wondered:

Did he have recipes he used? Why isn't there a cookbook? Alferd Packer had a cookbook.
If  his  Grandma saw what he did-she'd be rolling in her gravy.

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« Reply #14278 on: March 23, 2014, 01:30:11 PM »

here's a thought- when you wait for the waiter, do you become the waiter?
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« Reply #14279 on: March 23, 2014, 04:18:08 PM »

I wonder what would happen if I stick this hair pin into the electrical outlet....

The answer to this age old question and more can be found in Javakoala's new book, "Why Can't Mr. Hairpin And Ms. Electrical Socket Be Friends"?
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