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« Reply #14835 on: September 06, 2014, 01:43:51 PM »
Quote from: lester1/2jr on September 06, 2014, 01:37:30 PM
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How come they don't make padded bath tubs for senior citizens?

you're really taking this random thought thing seriously

Well actually wouldn't the act of taking it seriously decrease randomization

OH GOD NOW I'M TAKING IT SERIOUSLY
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« Reply #14836 on: September 06, 2014, 11:06:11 PM »
What if an astronaut turns into a werewolf, but he's all alone on the spaceship, so he can't hurt anybody, but mission control always sees it, and he turn's into the werewolf when it's a full moon on earth in the town where he was bitten right before the mission, & the werewolf is too dumb to work the airlock, & the guy just wakes up one a month & his spaceship is a wreck & he's always gotta clean it up...
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« Reply #14837 on: September 07, 2014, 08:52:14 AM »
Instead of a business/marketing major dropping 150 grand on a college education, shouldn't they spend that money opening an actual business? Maybe buying into an existing business and learning as they go? After all, if the full-time teachers really knew much about business, wouldn't they be in business instead of teaching it?
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« Reply #14838 on: September 07, 2014, 09:20:17 PM »
This weekend, some singer I've never heard of hanged herself, & some actress I've never heard of from some tv show I never watch was hit & killed by a tree while riding her bike in a storm...

Yesterday, I met a guy who didn't know Joan Rivers was dead...
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« Reply #14839 on: September 07, 2014, 09:56:15 PM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on September 07, 2014, 09:20:17 PM
This weekend, some singer I've never heard of hanged herself, & some actress I've never heard of from some tv show I never watch was hit & killed by a tree while riding her bike in a storm...

Yesterday, I met a guy who didn't know Joan Rivers was dead...

That's just sloppiness, man. In 2014 there's no excuse for not knowing what celebrities are doing every micro-second of the day. Especially if what they're doing is being dead.
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« Reply #14840 on: September 07, 2014, 10:34:20 PM »
I am editing the novel I finished this summer in preparation for sending it to my publisher . . .
  it's the first time I've read it since I finished it at the end of June, and I am pleased with how it's turned out.
  I hope it gets accepted, like the first two did! Thumbup
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« Reply #14841 on: September 08, 2014, 02:32:26 PM »
I'm out in Madras Oregon driving big rigs. Best part is that I'm getting paid to do this. Work can be randomly fun sometimes!
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« Reply #14842 on: September 08, 2014, 03:12:27 PM »
I'm still going to the office each day, for the most part my job now is answering the few phone calls we get and telling the callers that we are no longer in business, I just realized that I've been promoted to a soon to be unemployed telecommunication specialist. Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #14843 on: September 08, 2014, 04:01:22 PM »
Love shmove...
Imagine running though a field of flowers, but if you tried to pick them, they'd attack you, or if you just tried to take in the aroma, or just look at the field, they'd attack you... In fact, you're probably lucky all the pretty flowers are too wrapped up in their flower stuff to notice your there, otherwise, you'd be one screwed little bachelor!
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« Reply #14844 on: September 08, 2014, 04:54:53 PM »
Quote from: ER on September 07, 2014, 09:56:15 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on September 07, 2014, 09:20:17 PM
This weekend, some singer I've never heard of hanged herself, & some actress I've never heard of from some tv show I never watch was hit & killed by a tree while riding her bike in a storm...

Yesterday, I met a guy who didn't know Joan Rivers was dead...

That's just sloppiness, man. In 2014 there's no excuse for not knowing what celebrities are doing every micro-second of the day. Especially if what they're doing is being dead.
The guy who owned Chic-fill-le passed away over the weekend...
I  didn't hear about it until today.
I would've thought there'd be more fanfare, considering how ticked off the lgbt got...
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« Reply #14845 on: September 09, 2014, 06:17:33 PM »
Does a tree hurt when you cut it down? Is there an unheard cry? Do other trees around reinforce them against attack (saw a TV show the other day that claimed they did?!)...
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« Reply #14846 on: September 09, 2014, 09:05:36 PM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on September 08, 2014, 04:54:53 PM
Quote from: ER on September 07, 2014, 09:56:15 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on September 07, 2014, 09:20:17 PM
This weekend, some singer I've never heard of hanged herself, & some actress I've never heard of from some tv show I never watch was hit & killed by a tree while riding her bike in a storm...

Yesterday, I met a guy who didn't know Joan Rivers was dead...

That's just sloppiness, man. In 2014 there's no excuse for not knowing what celebrities are doing every micro-second of the day. Especially if what they're doing is being dead.
The guy who owned Chic-fill-le passed away over the weekend...
I  didn't hear about it until today.
I would've thought there'd be more fanfare, considering how ticked off the lgbt got...

I always have liked Chic-fil-A, they have better tasting chicken nuggets and fries than McDonalds and Burger King. *shrug*
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« Reply #14847 on: September 09, 2014, 09:21:11 PM »
Quote from: JaseSF on September 09, 2014, 06:17:33 PM
Does a tree hurt when you cut it down? Is there an unheard cry? Do other trees around reinforce them against attack (saw a TV show the other day that claimed they did?!)...

"If trees could scream, would we cut them down? We probably would, if they did it all the time, for no reason." - Jack Handy
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« Reply #14848 on: September 10, 2014, 06:00:29 AM »
Considering plants don't have brains or consciousness, I can't quite see how they'd experience pain or anything else.  It's like asking if when you pour vinegar on baking soda, does it experience excitement?
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« Reply #14849 on: September 10, 2014, 08:01:37 AM »
If dogs had opposable thumbs, who would be in more trouble, cats or humans? 
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