The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[LilCerberus]

I've been off my meds for a couple of days...

Some friends of mine are working on a fan film called Predator : Final Stand.
So, one of 'em posted a a still from the set of the guy in the Predator costume, and I couldn't help thinking his stance has a sort of a "TA-DA!" feel to it...

So I replied,  "Hello, boys & girls! This is yer old pal, Uncle Predator! Today, We're gonna learn how to make trophies outa' a few commandos & a laser beam! But first, I'm gonna show ya' what the jungle looks like in infrared!"

Ever since, I can't stop thinking about this stupid idea for a parody, in which The Predator is sitting in his tree lounge from the first movie, and he has a skull that squeaks when you squeeze it, then turns into a hand puppet that helps uncle predator sing a happy little theme song for a glow in the dark breakfast cereal...

I get my meds back on Wednesday, maybe Friday...

[indianasmith]

I'm sure that will be better for you, but judging by this post, less amusing for us!

[ER]

“Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.' ”

--J.G. Whittier

Presented as a thought, not a quote.

[indianasmith]

I still think the saddest sentence in the English language is:

"I don't read books."

[LilCerberus]

Stooge Fu?......
I've had this Nina Hagen song stuck in my head for three days...

[lester1/2jr]

fantastic 4...days in the theaters

[LilCerberus]

all of a sudden, I kinda want a cigarette, but I don't have any because I quit several years ago...
What are those little wooden blocks they have in China that work kinda like a xylophone except they make a knocking noise?
I have this idea for a re-imagining of the three stooges, where three "Ugly Americans" meet at a Kung Fu academy in Asia, and end up using their inept skills on each other instead of their enemies.
https://youtu.be/Ik9qunsZZtY

I might get my meds back early...

[ER]

The only friend of mine who still smokes tried for far from the first time to quit this past week, and gave that up today with the purchase of a carton. I think I'll start smoking and quit just to rub his nose in it.

[Jack]

My wife and I were talking about eggnog last night.  I'm like "When you mix it, you can see through it."  She's like 'Have yourself, a VERY merry Christmas." 

[Alex]

Supposed to be training up a new minion, but no work is coming in to train him on. Instead we are having aerial battles with remote control helicopters. I do not view me having the only one that fires rockets to be an unfair advantage, just better planning on my part. :)

[Newt]

Supposed to be training up a new minion, but no work is coming in to train him on. Instead we are having aerial battles with remote control helicopters. I do not view me having the only one that fires rockets to be an unfair advantage, just better planning on my part. :)

Rank hath its privileges.

[diamondwaspvenom]

Aw, $20. But I wanted a peanut!

"$20 can buy many peanuts!"

Explain how!

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

Woo-hoo!

[ER]

I remember seeing Jurassic Park when I was fourteen and liking it well enough, always have since, but recently I've been doing a read over of my diary and I didn't remember how much I apparently loved that film at the time. I called it the greatest movie ever made, and admitted I actually jumped and screamed once or twice. Once again memory is flawed and I had no recall of any of that, just knew we went to see it a couple of times and I liked it as did almost everyone else. The greatest movie ever, though?

[Chainsawmidget]

I've been off my meds for a couple of days...

Some friends of mine are working on a fan film called Predator : Final Stand.
So, one of 'em posted a a still from the set of the guy in the Predator costume, and I couldn't help thinking his stance has a sort of a "TA-DA!" feel to it...

So I replied,  "Hello, boys & girls! This is yer old pal, Uncle Predator! Today, We're gonna learn how to make trophies outa' a few commandos & a laser beam! But first, I'm gonna show ya' what the jungle looks like in infrared!"

Ever since, I can't stop thinking about this stupid idea for a parody, in which The Predator is sitting in his tree lounge from the first movie, and he has a skull that squeaks when you squeeze it, then turns into a hand puppet that helps uncle predator sing a happy little theme song for a glow in the dark breakfast cereal...

I get my meds back on Wednesday, maybe Friday...

I'd watch that movie. 

But it needs to have his good buddy and neighbor the Alien stop by at some point. 

[LilCerberus]

I'd watch that movie. 

But it needs to have his good buddy and neighbor the Alien stop by at some point. 

Actually, I was gonna throw in a quote from Cop Car (2015) - "What does he need with both guns?"

Anyhoo, I mentioned it at last night's film club, and the leader went off on this hour long tangent about copyright laws, & hows Disney's going after fan filmers everywhere, & so on & so forth...

The real bummer was, me & at least two other guys had other ideas we wanted to pitch... Kinda made some bad karma for the evening, & fights broke out.