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El Misfit
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« Reply #18105 on: June 18, 2018, 10:45:03 AM »

I'm fairly certain that the DMV is allergic to efficiency. My letter I have isn't being served at all.
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« Reply #18106 on: June 18, 2018, 03:13:06 PM »

My mother-in-law's evil booger dog seems to spontaneously generate fleas out of her skin, no matter how often we bathe and medicate her.
Personally, I recommend sterilization by flamethrower, but no one listens to me.
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« Reply #18107 on: June 18, 2018, 06:34:09 PM »

Ever have some random question pop into your head so you decide to look it up on the Internet? 

Just a few minutes I was thinking about Judge Wapner, the guy from the original People's Court.  I actually used to watch that a lot as a kid (much to annoyance of my step-siblings.)  Dunno why, I just found the program strangely fascinating.  Anyway, I was curious if he was still around, so I looked it up and turns he passed away Feb 2017 at the age of ninety-one

So, yeah, no real point here, just thought that was interesting.
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« Reply #18108 on: June 22, 2018, 07:44:17 AM »

Why do so many rich (and usually) Asian MORONS buy rhino horns thinking it's a male enhancement?  Seriously, not only does this just sound stupid, do they NOT have Viagra over in the far East?  I'm pretty sure that'd be cheaper and far more effective.
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« Reply #18109 on: June 22, 2018, 08:00:38 AM »

Why do so many rich (and usually) Asian MORONS buy rhino horns thinking it's a male enhancement?  Seriously, not only does this just sound stupid, do they NOT have Viagra over in the far East?  I'm pretty sure that'd be cheaper and far more effective.

The idea of the long, hard, powerful rhino horn being able to thrust into things triggers a phallic ideation response especially in superstitious mi DS.
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El Misfit
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« Reply #18110 on: June 22, 2018, 09:41:47 AM »

I did a little bit of carpentry work awhile back at a union training center. I got an interview on Tuesday for some work.
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« Reply #18111 on: June 22, 2018, 12:41:11 PM »

Did you know there is an origami porn channel?

However, in all fairness I should warn you that it is paper view.
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« Reply #18112 on: June 22, 2018, 04:24:33 PM »

I did a little bit of carpentry work awhile back at a union training center. I got an interview on Tuesday for some work.

Cool!  Hope it works out!
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« Reply #18113 on: June 23, 2018, 12:06:45 PM »

good luck, misfit! positive energy headed your way! Cheers
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« Reply #18114 on: June 26, 2018, 06:21:52 PM »

I saw elizabeth Banks in boston today
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« Reply #18115 on: June 28, 2018, 09:03:18 AM »

I wonder if nature left alone for 4.3 billion more years could create the sculptures on Mount Rushmore? It would seem a piece of cake for the same chaos that created human beings, which are much more complex.
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« Reply #18116 on: June 29, 2018, 05:40:02 AM »

Even though price-wise it was a good bargain, I should not have bought that family sized box of Cheez-Its.  My whole "This will last me for DAYS" plan went totally by the wayside...
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« Reply #18117 on: June 29, 2018, 10:48:02 AM »

I f**king love this f**king video, because even though it's new it f**king reminds me of being a teenager. And f**king.

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By the f**king way, anyone who says I should f**king post it in a different f**king section can f**k his mother. Otherwise I hope you have a great f**king day!

Also there is a f**king door prize to anyone who accurately counts the number of times I said f**k here. (Trick question, answer is two.)

And, man, Billy is not aging well, but at least he's doing better than Robert Smith.

Off to church!
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« Reply #18118 on: June 30, 2018, 08:40:03 PM »

Today was my last day at work.  I'd been there nearly 12 years. 

I have to admit that at the very end when we all started hugging, wishes each other well, and saying our goodbyes, I started crying. 

I'm going to miss those guys. 
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« Reply #18119 on: June 30, 2018, 09:43:29 PM »

Milli Vanilli.....
I wonder where the royalties go...
Really, they only made one album, & there's TWO "Greatest Hits" albums....
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