The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Svengoolie 3]

If you must eat a human the organs are best.  They have most of the vitamins ,  amino acids, etc. Muscle meat is mostly just proteins and doesn't have the other essentials.  Liver,  kidney, brain,  intestines,  those are the most nutritious.

I think that's true of all mammals, though livers can be toxic in some species, mostly in the polar regions. According to some Texas ranchers I used to know, mountain oysters are also nutrient dense, and good in chili. They thought I was too square to know what they were having in their sack lunch, but I did so I never dropped the ball on their joke. Nuttin' to it.

Thanks to the Clive cussler novel Vixen 03 I get the rocky mountain oyster reference.

You are most fortunate to get the reference in a way different than Dirk Pitt,  cussler's hero, who discovered what it meant after eating a couple.

[ER]

Often I wonder if we aren't all these divine beings who escape the tedium of immortality by entering as biological entities into the cruel sorrows and dramas of this world, because it entertains us to be weak and to strive and contend and love and lose, amnesiacs all here in this place so unlike the bucolic paradise we dwell in by birthright across eons of time.

[AoTFan]

So, this is interesting... according to what I've read, many people in Europe consider Americans to be some of the loudest tourists they ever encounter.  (Although sometimes the cravat is "Next to Brazilians".)  I find this rather interesting, as I work in a fast food place which caters mostly to Americans (being in Southeast Missouri) and I'm constantly having to ask people to repeat what they said.  Granted, maybe my hearing isn't what it used to be but I rarely think to myself, "Okay, now, dial it back a bit..." 

*shrugs*

[RCMerchant]

I wonder if you did Sominex and No-Doze at the same time, would they cancel each other out?

[Svengoolie 3]

I wonder if you did Sominex and No-Doze at the same time, would they cancel each other out?

Actually it might cancel you out...

[LilCerberus]

I wonder if you did Sominex and No-Doze at the same time, would they cancel each other out?

You would get gas & become irritable....

[ER]

It's like I told Queen Victoria, man,  nobody better badmouth Champion Bang Away of Sirrah Crest when I'm around.

[retrorussell]

When a song gets overplayed or kind of annoys me I imagine it being sung in a Jerry Lewis type of voice.

[RCMerchant]

I went to jail once for beating up a garbage can in front of the bar. I went to jail until I sobered up and got fined $300 dollars for destruction of public property. I had to do 2 days community service too. Which ended up me with a weed whacker in Lawton Cemetery.

[RCMerchant]

Every Tonight Show host since Jack Parr has had a J as their first initial.
Johnny Carson.Joan Rivers (almost), Jay Leno, and Jimmy Fallon.

[ER]

Every Tonight Show host since Jack Parr has had a J as their first initial.
Johnny Carson.Joan Rivers (almost), Jay Leno, and Jimmy Fallon.

No wonder Conan flopped at the job.

[RCMerchant]

Every Tonight Show host since Jack Parr has had a J as their first initial.
Johnny Carson.Joan Rivers (almost), Jay Leno, and Jimmy Fallon.

No wonder Conan flopped at the job.

It's a plan for people who's name starts with J! 

[indianasmith]

Last year in the second semester, we had some issues with minor vandalism and horseplay in the boy's bathroom at my school, so our headmaster, Steve,  dealt with the issue very directly: he stationed himself in there during every passing period to make sure "passing" waste was all that happened!  The kids grumbled about it, but the problems did stop.
Well, Steve left us for another school at the end of the year, and we have a new headmaster.  But today someone was in the teacher's restroom, so I went to the boy's bathroom, and someone had taped a picture of Steve to the wall with an inscription: "I'll always be watching you!"
There was another one, an extreme closeup of his face, directly over the urinal, which said: "Did you think you could escape from my eyes??"
I laughed really hard and snapped a picture of one of the photos and sent it to him at his new job.
He was very amused!   

[Svengoolie 3]

 Will people  please quit doing stupid xxxx with lightsaber already? I mean the original star wars became a legend with just ordinary lightsabers,  magic laser swords.

Then we got darth maul and his lightsaber staff. Didn't last long,  did it?

OK I will say kylo ren had a decent idea with his cross guard lightsaber, given how often lightsaber users lost tneir hands,  but then we got whatever the hell this was..



Nw re ramp up the stupid to this:


So it starts out as double end lightsaber which could be used as a staff weapons,  OK staffs were  useful weapons. But it folds over to make a double lightsaber?

Stop the stupid lightsaber ideas guys. A weapon that cuts anything only needs one good blade.  As Vader himself put  it:



Please, no light nunchuks, or light throwing daggers, or light,  shruikens,  or light battelaxes,  light maces, etc.

Want a decent idea? Maybe a guy who uses a one handed lightsaber and a smaller,  say one foot bladed lightsabre in his off hand to parry with. That was called main gauche style combat and it was effective.

[Svengoolie 3]

https://youtu.be/MjYYfQj-rwM