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« Reply #45 on: January 14, 2008, 11:45:59 PM »


I find it really disturbing when my poo is green, and hope it's not the sign of something serious.
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« Reply #46 on: January 20, 2008, 02:37:48 AM »


I find it really disturbing when my poo is green, and hope it's not the sign of something serious.

This is true-trust me...it REALLY is...no BS...if you drink lotsa red,or grape soda pop...your poop will be BRIGHT GREEN! I dunno why...but it's a documented fact. (At least it is now...) 
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« Reply #47 on: January 20, 2008, 02:52:22 AM »

It's almost 3:am...and here I am...so here III :am...

My favorite snappy come backs lately...I've tried 'em out at work...-
"You couldn't find your ass with both hands."
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'Equine penis!"
"Whatta weenie washer..."
"How can you be that stupid...and still live?"
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« Reply #48 on: January 20, 2008, 11:45:50 AM »

Who invented country line dancing and why haven't they been banished from society yet?
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« Reply #49 on: January 20, 2008, 11:03:46 PM »

This one prompted quite a bit of discussion a few weeks back:

If cannibalism was a socially accepted practice, how different do you think the meat section of the local supermarket would be?

It would probably be specialist stuff like kangaroo or crocodile or venison.  Personally, I wouldn't eat it.  I don't even like lamb, for crying out loud!   TeddyR

Just give me steak, chicken and pork and I'm happy.
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« Reply #50 on: January 20, 2008, 11:08:22 PM »

Since Cheeze has helped me find an emulator to play my TurboGrafix Godzilla import disc on,  I'm now wondering what the frig I did with that PC adapter for my PS2 controller... Also, am I the only one who thinks that Ronnie James Dio and Meg Mucklebones are the same person?



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« Reply #51 on: January 27, 2008, 01:46:47 AM »

Why does every adventure in McDonaldland always end at a McDonald's?
Why don't they ever go out for pizza, or Chinese?
How come Ronald & the gang are never in the mood to just stay home & make peanut butter & jelly triple deckers on toasted rye?
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« Reply #52 on: January 27, 2008, 03:00:49 AM »

What kind of drugs were they on when they made Videodrome? (I just watched it again.)
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« Reply #53 on: January 27, 2008, 01:15:40 PM »

How come so many people are offended by gas, (you know what I mean), you can't hold it in forever, and come on, whats funnier than letting one rip while someone else is talking?  Especially if someone is talking about high gas prices or global warming.
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« Reply #54 on: January 27, 2008, 04:30:15 PM »

I just ate an enchilada that's been in my freezer since June. It said that it was supposed to be eaten before July, but it's been in the freezer. I cooked it up and it didn't smell bad, but who wants to start taking bets on just how sick I'm going to get from this?  Wink
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« Reply #55 on: January 27, 2008, 05:56:37 PM »

How come so many people are offended by gas, (you know what I mean), you can't hold it in forever, and come on, whats funnier than letting one rip while someone else is talking?  Especially if someone is talking about high gas prices or global warming.
I just ate an enchilada that's been in my freezer since June. It said that it was supposed to be eaten before July, but it's been in the freezer. I cooked it up and it didn't smell bad, but who wants to start taking bets on just how sick I'm going to get from this?  Wink

These two thoughts seem interconnected...in some cosmic way...
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« Reply #56 on: January 27, 2008, 06:29:53 PM »

why is it when someone makes a farting sound accidentally with their chair or desk, that they end up trying to repeat the sound? I hear this in the cubes around me at work. It's to prove it wasn't a real fart, but woudn't repeating the sound again make it sound like they farted again?

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« Reply #57 on: January 27, 2008, 08:38:55 PM »

I just ate an enchilada that's been in my freezer since June. It said that it was supposed to be eaten before July, but it's been in the freezer. I cooked it up and it didn't smell bad, but who wants to start taking bets on just how sick I'm going to get from this?  Wink

I've got a can of Campbell's Manhattan Style Clam Chowder that expired in November 2006.


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« Reply #58 on: January 27, 2008, 09:08:12 PM »

I've got a can of Campbell's Manhattan Style Clam Chowder that expired in November 2006.


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There is a short story, by King I believe, about a man who drinks a very stale can of beer and he turns into a fungus monster.  Where do you live?  I'd like to drop by and see how the soup agrees with you.  Plus I want to show you my homemade flamethrower.

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« Reply #59 on: January 27, 2008, 10:35:37 PM »

We all know what happened to those bums who drank those dusty old bottles of "Viper."  Cheers TeddyR
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