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« Reply #225 on: August 10, 2008, 11:43:14 PM »

Why do we say someone is "sicker than a dog" when cats throw up way more often than dogs do?

People don't lick their body hair, and when they do they need medication
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« Reply #226 on: August 11, 2008, 05:41:29 AM »

...I think I need more Olive Oil  Question
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« Reply #227 on: August 12, 2008, 06:29:33 AM »

Stay away from Dead Man's Curve
Unless you're tired of livin'
Race on it, you'll lose your nerve
It's not meant to be driven

Locked doors and rollcage bars
Seatbelts pulled down not too far
Won't protect you if you swerve
Nothing will on Dead Man's Curve
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« Reply #228 on: August 12, 2008, 10:58:51 PM »

I was in Savannah, GA last week and what did I see but a hoity-toity art gallery calling itself RAFFINE GALERIE.



I didn't go in, but I'm guessing they sell DVD-R copies of GURU, THE MAD MONK and BLOODTHIRSTY BUTCHERS.
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« Reply #229 on: August 13, 2008, 01:43:24 AM »

Sex is fantastic, but god does it wear you out.  TeddyR
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« Reply #230 on: August 13, 2008, 06:25:06 AM »

The Highway Code is boring...  Lookingup
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« Reply #231 on: August 13, 2008, 10:02:19 AM »

Sex is fantastic, but god does it wear you out.  TeddyR

If it takes you longer than 3 minutes, then you're doing it all wrong.  TeddyR
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« Reply #232 on: August 13, 2008, 10:13:51 AM »

My younger brother spent an abnormally large amount of time in the bathroom once he reached puberty. I have come to the conclusion that WHATEVER he was doing in there, he was either really, really GOOD at it, , or really, really BAD at it. .
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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« Reply #233 on: August 18, 2008, 06:02:01 AM »

I went to a family reunion at my grandmother's house yesterday. There were people there I hadn't seen in 12 years and some I had never seen. When the party was ending; I spotted a three year old boy sitting under a tree in the side yard. He looked sad so i started asking who he belonged to. Get this, he didn't belong to anyone, he was just lost , barefoot, and had wandered over. He told me he had been walking through the neighborhood with his older brothers when they ran off and left him. He had been at the party for awhile but everyone had just taken for granted that he belonged to someone else.
I wound up scooping him up in my arms and packing him around the neighborhood till we found his house. His dad was worried sick and I could hear the older brothers screaming in the background yelling they didn't mean to leave him (yeah right, more like didn't mean to get grounded).
His dad had already called and reported him missing; he actually thought I was an off-duty police woman. Here's the getter, his dad is the best looking man I've ever seen in a long time. I got invited in for coffee, but passed. Anyways, it was nice to get the boy back where he belonged. If my brother had left me in a neighborhood that bad all alone, my parents would have beat the daylights out of him....
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« Reply #234 on: August 19, 2008, 06:16:49 PM »

Why are the holes in metal knitting needles so damn small!?  Hatred
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« Reply #235 on: August 22, 2008, 10:00:52 PM »


Someday, I'm going to buy some Mr Pibb, Dr Pepper, Dr K (Kroger generic brand), Dr Thunder (Wal-Mart generic brand) and decide which one I like BEST once and for all!

Then I'll do the same with fast food burgers.
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« Reply #236 on: August 22, 2008, 10:42:51 PM »

What is it with seeing so many damn men's tee shirts nowadays with crap like skulls, stars, guitars, boom boxes, and glitter, and crap... and all in nauseating colors like bright orange and magenta and neon blue?  It seems like no one can decide if they want to be emo, gangsta, heavy metal, or metrosexual, so they just stuck every fashion trend into a barrel and said, "There ya' go!" 
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« Reply #237 on: August 23, 2008, 04:59:25 AM »


Someday, I'm going to buy some Mr Pibb, Dr Pepper, Dr K (Kroger generic brand), Dr Thunder (Wal-Mart generic brand) and decide which one I like BEST once and for all!

Why not mix them all together?
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« Reply #238 on: August 23, 2008, 05:31:04 AM »


Someday, I'm going to buy some Mr Pibb, Dr Pepper, Dr K (Kroger generic brand), Dr Thunder (Wal-Mart generic brand) and decide which one I like BEST once and for all!

Why not mix them all together?

I thought the same thing.  Mixing sodas isn't so bad.  How do you think Faygo came up with Rock n' Rye?
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« Reply #239 on: August 23, 2008, 09:50:39 AM »

What is it with seeing so many damn men's tee shirts nowadays with crap like skulls, stars, guitars, boom boxes, and glitter, and crap... and all in nauseating colors like bright orange and magenta and neon blue?  It seems like no one can decide if they want to be emo, gangsta, heavy metal, or metrosexual, so they just stuck every fashion trend into a barrel and said, "There ya' go!" 

Thats because too many kids try to emulate Bauhaus these days without even knowing it or who they were. There will only be one Peter Murphy in this lifetime...
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